The Christmas/Winter Holiday Thread
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Senedd seeks to stop super-spreader Santa
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Royston Butterscotch
The Welsh government has told Santa Claus to stay at home and isolate this Christmas as he is considered a ‘super-spreader’.
Government officials have warned that the fat break-in-and-enterer could potentially spread Covid19 quicker than a Stereophonics concert.
A spokeswoman told WalesOnCraic:
“We have had several warnings from our epidemiology specialists who have advised that we put a stop to this nonsense of one fat man breaking into people’s houses and putting people at risk. Santa should know the rules here in Wales full well so we expect him to comply with all of our lockdown rules. If he doesn’t, we’ll unleash the full fury of the Valley Commandos to protect us from this Scandinavian scamp.”
Santa commented on his potential ban.
“I’m not concerned to be honest. I leave it to all the parents to do in any case – I just lap up all the credit. I’m far more impressed by the illiteration in the heading of your story more than anything.”
My parents still ask me for a Christmas list every year, and I'm like "I have money now, everything I want I buy for myself."
I have no idea what to ask them for in COVID, I usually ask them for fancy restaurant trips and event tickets.
I have no idea what to ask them for in COVID, I usually ask them for fancy restaurant trips and event tickets.
Enacting an old English Christmas tradition:
Um... Michigan, Illinois, Iowa or Minnesota? One of you may want to have a little chat with your neighbour Wisconsin. Apparently they have a very odd holiday tradition...
Wisconsin Department of Health warns against eating the 'cannibal sandwich,' a traditional holiday dish in the state
Wisconsin Department of Health warns against eating the 'cannibal sandwich,' a traditional holiday dish in the state
That seems like a strange tradition. Cook your meats people.Um... Michigan, Illinois, Iowa or Minnesota? One of you may want to have a little chat with your neighbour Wisconsin. Apparently they have a very odd holiday tradition...
Wisconsin Department of Health warns against eating the 'cannibal sandwich,' a traditional holiday dish in the state
Um... Michigan, Illinois, Iowa or Minnesota? One of you may want to have a little chat with your neighbour Wisconsin. Apparently they have a very odd holiday tradition...
Wisconsin Department of Health warns against eating the 'cannibal sandwich,' a traditional holiday dish in the state
I would recommend this as an antidote...
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articl...ail-punch?mc_cid=82ccbfcf25&mc_eid=31891445e5
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Speaking of lights, I'm going to decorate the thread. This place needs more decorations:
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