"The Changeling" Line-by-Line

Discussion in 'Star Trek - The Original & Animated Series' started by LeadHead, Jun 11, 2012.

  1. Alienesse

    Alienesse Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Jun 7, 2010
    In Thorin's company
    My pleasure, BlueStuff! :techman: Or as Uhura would say, Blu-eyStuff.:p
  2. BlueStuff

    BlueStuff Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Jun 15, 2011
  3. BlueStuff

    BlueStuff Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Jun 15, 2011
    MOVIE - Insurrection_________________________53 days, 16 hours, 4 minutes
    VOY - Bride of Chaotica_______________________42 days, 1 hour, 1 minute
    DS9 - Trials and Tribble-ations_________________36 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes
    VOY - Dark Frontier__________________________33 days, 14 hours, 31 minutes
    ENT - The Forge/Awakenings/Kir'Shara___________32 days, 19 hours, 35 minutes
    VOY - Message in a Bottle_____________________30 days, 12 hours, 53 minutes
    VOY - Scorpion______________________________27 days, 2 hours, 12 minutes
    MOVIE - Nemesis____________________________26 days, 14 hours, 23 minutes
    MOVIE - Star Trek XI_________________________26 days, 9 hours, 57 minutes
    MOVIE - The Voyage Home____________________25 days, 4 hours, 36 minutes
    DS9 - The Search_______________________24 days, 18 hours, 38 minutes
    VOY - Caretaker__________________________24 days, 11 hours, 21 minutes
    TOS - The Menagerie_________________________23 days, 21 hours, 20 minutes
    DS9 - The Homecoming/The Circle/The Siege______23 days, 18 hours, 38 minutes
    ENT - In a Mirror, Darkly_______________________23 days, 13 hours, 40 minutes
    MOVIE - First Contact_________________________22 days, 0 hours, 41 minutes
    MOVIE - The Motion Picture____________________21 days, 2 hours, 20 minutes
    ENT - Borderland/Cold Station 12/The Augments___20 days, 4 hours, 27 minutes
    TNG - Measure of a Man______________________18 days, 13 hours, 18 minutes
    MOVIE - The Wrath of Khan___________________18 days, 4 hours, 20 minutes
    DS9 - Improbable Cause/The Die is Cast_________18 days, 3 hours, 30 minutes
    DS9 - The Visitor____________________________17 days, 9 hours, 7 minutes
    DS9 - Badda-Bing, Badda-Bang_____________17 days, 9 hours, 1 minute
    DS9 - The Way of the Warrior__________________16 days, 23 hours, 36 minutes
    TNG - Peak Performance______________________16 days, 22 hours, 49 minutes
    TOS - Bread and Circuses_____________________16 days, 21 hours, 45 minutes
    VOY - The Voyager Conspiracy_________________15 days, 5 hours, 4 minutes
    MOVIE - The Final Frontier____________________15 days, 3 hours, 35 minutes
    VOY - Counterpoint__________________________15 days, 1 hour, 36 minutes
    TOS - Requiem for Methuselah_________________14 days, 22 hours, 8 minutes
    VOY - Future's End__________________________14 days, 12 hours, 19 minutes
    VOY - Body and Soul_________________________14 days, 10 hours, 23 minutes
    DS9 - Emissary__________________________14 days, 9 hours, 3 minutes
    TOS - Spock's Brain_________________________14 days, 8 hours, 47 minutes
    TOS - The Man Trap_________________________13 days, 22 hours, 6 minutes
    MOVIE - The Undiscovered Country_____________13 days, 3 hours, 58 minutes
    MOVIE - The Search for Spock_________________12 days, 20 hours, 31 minutes
    TOS - Journey to Babel_______________________12 days, 12 hours, 32 minutes
    MOVIE - Generations________________________12 days, 10 hours, 50 minutes
    DS9 - The Maquis___________________________12 days, 2 hours, 31 minutes
    TOS - Where No Man Has Gone Before__________11 days, 19 hours, 57 minutes
    TOS - The City on the Edge of Forever__________11 days, 11 hours, 9 minutes
    TNG - Lower Decks_________________________10 days, 18 hours, 19 minutes
    TNG - Chain of Command____________________10 days, 6 hours, 18 minutes
    DS9 - Favor The Bold/The Sacrifice of Angels_____10 days, 1 hour, 21 minutes
    TOS - Balance of Terror______________________ 9 days, 8 hours, 18 minutes
    TNG - The Enemy___________________________8 days, 6 hours, 13 minutes
    TNG - Yesterday's Enterprise__________________8 days, 5 hours, 22 minutes
    TOS - The Trouble with Tribbles________________8 days, 1 hour, 59 minutes
    DS9 - Whispers____________________________8 days, 1 hour, 23 minutes
    TNG - The First Duty________________________7 days, 21 hours, 13 minutes
    DS9 - Second Skin_______________________7 days, 16 hours, 43 minutes
    TNG - Sins of the Father_____________________6 days, 7 hours, 45 minutes
    TOS - The Doomsday Machine________________6 days, 1 hour, 27 minutes
    TAS - The Counter-Clock Incident______________5 days, 22 hours, 27 minutes
    TOS - Space Seed__________________________5 days, 16 hours, 58 minutes
    ENT - Shuttlepod One_______________________5 days, 13 hours, 6 minutes
    DS9 - Far Beyond the Stars__________________5 days, 3 hours, 15 minutes
    TNG - Contagion___________________________5 days, 2 hours, 34 minutes
    TOS - Amok Time__________________________4 days, 23 hours, 17 minutes
    TNG - The Best of Both Worlds________________4 days, 15 hours, 34 minutes
    TOS - Tomorrow is Yesterday_________________4 days, 13 hours, 8 minutes
    TNG - All Good Things..._____________________4 days, 10 hours, 0 minutes
    ENT - Twilight____________________________4 days, 2 hours, 58 minutes
    DS9 - In the Pale Moonlight__________________4 days, 2 hours, 49 minutes
    TNG - Remember Me_______________________4 days, 0 hours, 2 minutes
    TOS - The Changeling____________________3 days, 16 hours, 45 minutes
    TAS - Yesteryear__________________________3 days, 9 hours, 24 minutes
    TNG - Deja Q_____________________________3 days, 5 hours, 50 minutes
    TOS - The Tholian Web_____________________3 days, 5 hours, 20 minutes
    TNG - Face of the Enemy____________________3 days, 3 hours, 35 minutes
    TOS - Mirror, Mirror________________________3 days, 1 hours, 13 minutes
    TOS - The Corbomite Maneuver______________2 days, 12 hours, 14 minutes
    TNG - Sarek_____________________________2 days, 4 hours, 12 minutes
    TOS - The Squire of Gothos________________2 days, 4 hours, 3 minutes
    TNG - The Defector_____________________2 days, 0 hours, 13 minutes
    TNG - Cause and Effect____________________0 days, 17 hours, 51 minutes
    TNG - Data's Day_________________________0 days, 11 hours, 48 minutes
    VOY - Basics_____________________________0 days, 6 hours, 15 minutes
    TNG - Q Who?___________________________0 days, 2 hours, 57 minutes
  4. Alienesse

    Alienesse Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Jun 7, 2010
    In Thorin's company
    Thanks for updating the list! This episode went pretty well, didn't it? ;) Can't wait to see what the next choice is going to be.
  5. Enterprise1981

    Enterprise1981 Vice Admiral Admiral

    Oct 23, 2008
    Tethered to a large plant
    Dang, I missed the ending, but at least I got the best line of the episode.
  6. Athena28

    Athena28 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Apr 24, 2004
    Long Island, New York, USA
    I got "He's dead, Jim." :)
  7. Ziz

    Ziz Commodore Commodore

    Sep 25, 2001
    Which line was that?

    My personal favorite is the bit between Spock and Nomad after Nomad scans Uhura on the bridge.

    N: That unit is defective. Its thinking is chaotic.
    S: That unit is a woman.
    N: A mass of conflicting impulses.
  8. Enterprise1981

    Enterprise1981 Vice Admiral Admiral

    Oct 23, 2008
    Tethered to a large plant
    ^ When Kirk uses an artificial intelligence's logic against it: "Your creator Jackson Roykirk is dead... You did not discover your mistake. You have made two errors..."Of course the best of those from the whole series was, "You are the evil. The evil must be destroyed. Fulfill the prime directive."
  9. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

    Oct 3, 2000
    The participants of this thread are as follows:

    1. LeadHead
    2. Vanyel
    3. BlueStuff
    4. Enterprise1981
    5. Libertarian
    6. Orac
    7. Athena28
    8. Ziz
    9. leandar
    10. Alienesse
    11. JanewayRulz!

    Those names should be in the order in which each person first posted to the thread. No "weight" is given for who posted more or less often.

    And, now the moment you've all been waiting for! Random.org, Engage the Random Number Technobabbling generator!


    *drumroll continues*

    Hello anybody home?

    [LeadHead sits is disbelief]

    The Winner is... LeadHead

    So LeadHead, you handsome, wise and humble devil you, (too much? Sorry hasn't come up for yours truly in a long, long time) the next move is yours. Please think about which episode you would most like for us to take on next and it shall be done!

    And just to make sure we remember what has already come and gone, here's what we've done:

    The Original Series
    Where No Man Has Gone Before
    The Man Trap
    The Menagerie
    Journey to Babel
    The City on the Edge of Forever
    The Doomsday Machine
    Requiem for Methuselah
    The Trouble with Tribbles
    Spock's Brain
    Space Seed
    Mirror, Mirror
    The Tholian Web
    Bread and Circuses
    Amok Time
    The Corbomite Maneuver
    Balance of Terror
    Tomorrow is Yesterday
    The Squire of Gothos
    The Changeling

    The Animated Series
    The Counter-Clock Incident

    The Next Generation
    Measure of a Man
    Yesterday's Enterprise
    Peak Performance
    The First Duty
    The Best of Both Worlds
    Sins of the Father
    All Good Things...
    Face of the Enemy
    Cause and Effect
    Chain of Command
    Q Who?
    Lower Decks
    Deja Q
    The Enemy
    Remember Me
    Data's Day
    The Defector

    Deep Space Nine
    The Visitor
    Trials and Tribble-ations
    The Way of the Warrior
    Improbable Cause/The Die is Cast
    Favor The Bold/The Sacrifice of Angels
    Far Beyond the Stars
    The Homecoming/The Circle/The Siege
    The Maquis
    In the Pale Moonlight
    Second Skin
    Badda-Bing, Badda-Bang
    The Search

    Bride of Chaotica
    Dark Frontier
    Future's End
    Message in a Bottle
    The Voyager Conspiracy
    Body and Soul

    Shuttlepod One
    Borderland/Cold Station 12/The Augments
    In a Mirror, Darkly
    The Forge/Awakenings/Kir'Shara

    And, as has been agreed, the winner has 48 hours to make their selection. After that point, we may re-roll the computer generated dice at Random.org and choose a new winner.
  10. LeadHead

    LeadHead Director of Comedy Premium Member

    Oct 3, 2000
    I have chosen! But since I get to start the threads... It's a surprise! Follow the link!