The Cat in court. Verdict: GUILTY!

[Pingfah]

Seems that whilst stories of Danny John-Jules wielding a 16 inch knife at bin collectors are fabricated, the incident itself was not.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...hn-Jules-could-be-jailed-over-bin-attack.html

Seems like the Dwarf boys just can't seem to keep themselves out of trouble.

 

[Mr. Adventure]

They left the bin, but John-Jules, wearing just a dressing gown and his wife's slippers, walked into the road swearing before spitting at Jaroslaw and punching and kicking the pair to the floor.

I'd pay to see this.

 

[Pingfah]

I'm curious to know how he managed to floor 2 people whilst in his dressing gown and slippers. "Punched and kicked them to the floor", sounds like a little bit of hyperbole to me.

 

[Christopher]

I'm curious to know how he managed to floor 2 people whilst in his dressing gown and slippers.

And what they were doing in his dressing gown and slippers, we'll never know.

 

[MyCylon]

That's just sad and pathetic.

 

[Mr. Adventure]

The garbagemen probably made up that 16-inch knife to avoid telling their peers that they were taking to the ground by the cat in a dressing gown and his wife's slippers. I wondered if he made that cat noise when he attacked them? "AAAAOOOOWWWWWWW"

 

[Kryton]

 

[WillsBabe]

Every week it seems around here there are stories of bin rage, people apparently losing it over the council not collecting their bins, or being sent to court for putting the wrong rubbish in the wrong bins. One bloke's even ended up with a criminal conviction for it. Seems even famous people aren't immume. I hope the fact that they printed his address all over the press and now the internet doesn't mean he's swamped with autograph hunters.