Over at CBR there is a fan theory about Fett killing Luke’s family. And a tragedy could be made of that.
But first, a little in the way of an introduction.
The most fearsome character in Star Wars?
Lars.
Coming from the South, I know what monsters look like. Read up a little on Phenix City Alabama. Or Rick Bragg.
Here is how I would set the scene. On occasion drunk Stormtroopers disappear here and there. Lars hates these young punks who hide their eyes behind masks. No harmless denizen of FARGO he. More like a Walker County coal miner on a picket line. Fett learns this to his detriment.
Though mostly quiet and taciturn, he can be a Dennis Rader monster. Fett is tipped off that a Skywalker is living nearby. Lars needs the boy to help. He has had enough of these fly over types…working…slaving away. He slaps the Fett’s Blaster and rips the helmet off with a blinding ferocity his wife hasn’t seen since he killed a man messing with her. Poor Boba doesn’t have a chance. Lars is beating him to death, threatening to put him in a Sarlac pit with the other troopers.
His wife comes up from behind…they argue…he knocks her down on her face…where we last saw her.
Lars turns around as Boba finally gains his footing…and gets the flamethrower.
Boba has never been so humiliated.
The worst beating of his life came not from a Sith Lord, or Jedi Knight…but from…a redneck?
He empties every blaster he can find into Lars’ corpse…and it isn’t enough. He screams as he bends over…firing his missile and destroying the compound, before killing Jawas in a spree.
Just like Obi knew he would when he had Luke’s whereabouts tipped off. Boba puts on his mask…and never takes it off.
Lars was an unknowing ruthless protector of Luke. Even Vader flinched when he tried to find Luke but Lars primal rage masked everything…for a time. Obi himself knew what was coming. Lars had to be dealt with, for Luke to leave. It didn’t take much to push Lars over the edge, as Obi knew when he tried to retrieve Luke just before ANH. He couldn’t bring himself to use his lightsaber on Lars.
As the Luke speeds away to his destiny, he fails to see the desiccated corpse of a Jedi in the sand…his new master a Force ghost even then.
Come for Star Wars, and I’ll give you CHILDREN OF THE CORN meets PREACHER