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The Bad Science of Voyager

Yes, the last thing I want from science is consistency... :shrug::rolleyes:
Consistency is a wonderful thing and is at the core of logic. Science tries to represent knowledge through observation and obviously experimentation but it doesn’t always get it right. Yesterday’s science is today’s cheap joke, so you are going to sometimes get inconsistency. Factor in fiction and all these wonderful examples from Trek and it’s just pure fun.
 
The problem with Voyager is that often the story itself doesn't have a hold on reality. I mean like the people who dream. Chakotay goes down on a planet where everyone is asleep and we're supposed to accept that even though it's completely stupid!!! who feeds these people? Who bathes them? Who puts clothes on them? One thing about dreaming is that while you're doing that, NOTHING gets done in the real world!!!
It was a bit perplexing that the aliens tried to virtually invade Voyager and kill the crew within the dream, when they could have just left them asleep for a few weeks so that they starved to death without ever realising what was going on.
 
Consistency is a wonderful thing and is at the core of logic. Science tries to represent knowledge through observation and obviously experimentation but it doesn’t always get it right. Yesterday’s science is today’s cheap joke, so you are going to sometimes get inconsistency. Factor in fiction and all these wonderful examples from Trek and it’s just pure fun.

I am sorry but that's not true. Much more often than not Yesterday's science, is today's science with a correction, minimal at that. Einstein's theory didn't turn Newton's into a joke. In fact 99.9 percent of the time we use Newton's numbers without even bothering with Einstein's equations. Sure we have some remarkable examples where Einstein is useful like the GPS that without Einstein's both Special and General Relativities would be terribly inaccurate and we have the scanning tunneling microscope (STM) that is a direct application of the uncertainty principle but outside of these examples that are rather extreme the old theory works just fine.
 
The nacelles move up and down microscopically during warp travel, which somehow negates the subspace damage discovered in Force of Nature.
 
The other big problem with that scene was that it repeated Threshold's misconception that evolution was predictable and goal-oriented. Janeway gives this command to the computer:

"If the Hadrosaur had continued to evolve over the last sixty-five million years, extrapolate the most probable appearance."

This request is utterly absurd and should be impossible to meaningfully answer, but in a heartbeat the holodeck generates something reminiscent of a Pertwee-era Silurian* to stand before them. Remember that this is before the Voyager crew know anything about the Voth's home environment or the events that the species have experienced in all those millennia, without which there is no way to predict their evolutionary path.

Probably Voyager's computer was about to materialise a dunce's cap on Janeway's head and make fun of her because of her ignorance, but it was aware that Kathryn would then reprogram it, with an axe if necessary. So it gave her the answer she wanted to hear (who was going to check its veracity anyway?), being aware of the alien in sickbay.
 
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Next I would like to nominate the Ocampa with their phenomenally convoluted reproductive process which only allows one birth for an adult woman's lifetime. How is this species meant to sustain itself if each generation is at best half the size of its predecessor?
 
Next I would like to nominate the Ocampa with their phenomenally convoluted reproductive process which only allows one birth for an adult woman's lifetime. How is this species meant to sustain itself if each generation is at best half the size of its predecessor?
It actually is impossible, just from the math. Unless they are using cloning as well.
 
Kes had an uncle. Many of the Ocampa probably had more than one child per birth. For all we know they had litters!
 
Yesterday’s science ...
today's "science" will likely have our grandchildren rolling on the floor with laughter.

Why do the Nacelles fold up? Any scientific reason?
to avoid damaging subspace, real question is why do they bother to lower them?

Next I would like to nominate the Ocampa with their phenomenally convoluted reproductive process which only allows one birth for an adult woman's lifetime.
if twins and triplets are the norm, and singles the rare exception, then what would be the difficulty.
 
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They would indeed need to be having litters, or even spawning in the hundreds. Instead Elogium implies there would only be one baby, and Before and After doesn't contradict that.

We then have the preposterous mating rituals, in which a parental figure must massage the female's feet until her tongue swells up, and then the couple have to remain bonded together for six days (equivalent to two months for a human, given the difference in lifespan). Also, the process has to be initiated within fifty hours of the appearance Ipasaphor (that mustard on Kes's hands) or that's your chance at motherhood gone.

Just to hammer home the insanity of this, the mitral sac (equivalent to the uterus) grows on the upper back, and childbirth is apparently done standing up, so without an attentive assistant there's a reasonable chance that the baby will just be dropped onto the ground from five feet up.
 
In terms of actually carrying the baby, on the back would be more practical and more comfortable.
 
We then have the preposterous mating rituals, in which a parental figure must massage the female's feet until her tongue swells up, and then the couple have to remain bonded together for six days (equivalent to two months for a human, given the difference in lifespan). Also, the process has to be initiated within fifty hours of the appearance Ipasaphor (that mustard on Kes's hands) or that's your chance at motherhood gone.
This part makes very little sense to me. Why once?
 
The fact that the writers seem to be too stupid to realize that in order to avoid a quick extinction a (monogamic) species needs at least TWO offsprings per couple!!!
 
The fact that the writers seem to be too stupid to realize that in order to avoid a quick extinction a (monogamic) species needs at least TWO offsprings per couple!!!

You know as well as I do they made it up on the spot to up the stakes and never thought twice about the wider repercussions.
 
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