The Animated Series Caption Contest #17: Painful Silence

[Shatmandu]

Hiya, folks.

Just a little late getting back on track from the holidays. Hope everyone had at least a decent time. I was up until 4 am Christmas Eve putting together a damned pretend baby-changing table for my daughter that was designed and manufactured by the Devil himself.

But anyway, here we go. Your captions that set my toes to tappin' were:

McCoy: (Loud slapping sound) "Hi ya Toots!"

ALIEN: Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place.

SPOCK: Just let me know if I'm close.

Gorn: "Come back to my place, baby. I promise I shall be merciful and quick."

Spock: "It's December and you haven't set your clock back an hour yet? No wonder we're always so fucking late to work."

Nicely done, all.

This week's bits are:

Have at it.

Joe, still finding bows in the couch cushions

 

[Shatmandu]

Sarek: "Your mother was helping re-inflate my pneumatic belt."

Kirk: "If you dispensed cold beer, you'd be the perfect woman."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Sarek: I am not a traitor, but your mother is certainly a human whore.

Kirk: I wished Uhura wouldn't trim her hedge while sitting in my chair.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Sarek: "Fascinating..."
Spock: "Faniscating..."
Sarek: "Fa.. si.. nay.. ting..."
Spock: "Fenestrating."
Sarek: "Fascinating, you will say it repeatedly until you get it right."

Carl os: "My afro, has anyone seen my... Oh hell no!"

 

[Hambone]

SAREK: Spock, you must learn to control your emotions. Now tell me what the other Vulcan boys said that upset you so.

SPOCK: They said this haircut makes me look like Moe Howard.

SAREK: I shall kill them all. Amanda, bring me my Lirpa.

KIRK: No one touch my cotton candy while I ride the Tilt-A-Whirl. It's mine, I tell you...mine!

 

[Shatmandu]

Sarek: "That man was our landlord. And we'll not speak of it again."

 

[Rat Boy]

Rat Boy's dad: "You won a Shatmandu-run caption contest using the exact same caption you used a year and a half ago to win an Outpost4 caption contest?"

Shatner: "Why didn't Grace Lee take her makeup puff thing with her when she left the show?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Rat Boy's dad: "You won a Shatmandu-run caption contest using the exact same caption you used a year and a half ago to win an Outpost4 caption contest?"

Rat Boy: "If he can use the same jokes over and over, why can't I?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Sarek: "You're not going out in that robe. Put on your bondage clothes like all the other children."

 

[milo bloom]

animated-Shatner had to be given yet another warning for bringing giant pizza puffs to the set for meal breaks.

It wouldn't have been so bad if he would have shared...

 

[mari]

Hi! Newb here! Love these caption games...

Sarek: That is not our son.
Amanda: Pointy ears, bowl cut, bad attitude... I don't know, you all look alike to me.

Kirk: While I'm in the head, the tribble has the conn.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: You sound different.

KIRK: Come on baby, If I wasn't the Captain would you be allowed to sit in the chair?

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Sarek: "My son, when you wear your mother's underwear out in public, the other boys are not laughing with you, they are laughing at you."

Kirk (voice-over): "Captain's Log, personal: The crew seems quite taken aback by my giant, new pet tribble. The female crewmembers are particularly incensed that I've named it 'Muffy.'"

 

[UssGlenn]

Kirk: "Laugh it up, Fuzzball."

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "Chekov, taking Sulu's toilet seat and putting it in my chair just isn't funny."

 

[milo bloom]

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"We'll put a little hat on you and take you for a ride in the Kirkmobile."

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Thanks for the win!

Sarek: "Now Young Spock stay out of my Playboys, your mother is becoming quite concerned"

Kirk: "Rand you've taken this 70's porn bush thing too far, please go to sick bay and... Umm make that my quarters we'll ..."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "Alas poor Peach Wookiee! I knew her Spock, a hominid of infinite hirsuteness..."

 

[EnsignHarper]

Sarek: Yes, your mother did just call you 'Bud' - now excuse me while I go out sell some insurance

(obscure reference - lets see who gets it)

 

[EnsignHarper]

Sarek: Why, yes, that IS chocolate on my shirt - why do you ask?

Young Spocky sniffs and curls his nose, Amanda wonders why Sarek never buys toi'let pa'per