The Animated Series Caption Contest #16: Soup To Nuts

[Gil T.Azell]

All: (music ends) "Shower, shower, shower!"

McCoy: (Loud slapping sound) "Hi ya Toots!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "As my wise friend and captain once told me: 'Once you go Orion ladyboy, you'll never go back.'"

 

[milo bloom]

M3Green (slow monotone): "....and that's how my third wife left me. After that I got a job at the bakery, and after three days I got fired for putting the wrong kind of flour in the brown bags, what Mr.Red called sloppy working. My boiler burst the next evening so I was up all night trying to hold back the water. I called my brother, but he had been arrested for fraud, and was spending the night in prison. At 2.33 PM I decided to go down to the local parts shop and get some replacement parts for the boiler, but I slipped and twisted my ankle on the way. The hospital was full so they transported me in a rundown ambulance to the Central Hospital 80 miles away. When I got there-"

*Spock grabs wheel, turns car towards ravine*

M3Green: That's not a ravine, it's a quarry.

 

[milo bloom]

After she finished singing, the Gorn ambassador pulled an Ozzy Osbourne and bit her head off.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: I just feel sorry for the Gorn.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock, a little tipsy: "I like black broads."

She didn't expect the slap on the ass, and he didn't expect a full diaper.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Carl, my man! You holding?

WOMAN: Sorry?!!

MCCOY: Oops, from the back you...nevermind.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "I know I ordered the lobster, but all you're getting is a handjob."

 

[Nerys Myk]

ALIEN: Not everyone keeps their genitals in the same place.

SPOCK: Just let me know if I'm close.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "You sure this is how you steer this thing?"
<Glurg's eyes roll back, tongue lolls.>

Spock: "Man, I love the Drive-In. I want more popcorn ... <reaches in>"
<Glurg's eyes roll back, tongue lolls.>

 

[Hambone]

SPOCK: This is a kid's show? Saturday morning, you say? Yet we're sittin' here, gettin' drunk and watchin' strippers. Fascinating! Thank God for the 1970's.

 

[Hambone]

KLINGON #1: Hey, Fish Girl's got no nose!

KLINGON #2: How does she smell?

GORN: Terrible! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

KLINGON #1: Hey, Fish Girl's got no nose!

KLINGON #2: How does she smell?

GORN: Terrible! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Spockler: "These seats are terrible!"
Waldorom: "What's the matter, can't you see anything?"
Spockler: "That's the problem, I can see everything."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock, whispering: "Why is the seated Klingon holding his pinkie fingers in that manner?"
Super Vulcan: "He's from the Quonos province of K'Ey W'Est."

 

[Isis]

Spock: "You really should have gassed up before we started out. I don't think Triple-A operates in this quadrant."

 

[Isis]

Spock: "Out of gas? Can't you be more original than that?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Last time I hitch-hike on this planet ..."

 

[Isis]

Kirk (OS): "You really know how to pick 'em, Bones. Nothing says sexy on a middle-aged woman like suspenders."

 

[26138]

McCoy: Trust me, I'm a doctor...

 

[Hambone]

SUSPENDER LADY: You're not my regular gynecologist!

McCOY: And that's not my finger!