The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

[CoveTom]

recollection that this was a movie.

 

[Disco]

"Respect the cannon!" Worf exclaimed as

 

[JLA]

he pulled his clothes on and

 

[Orac]

lovingly caressed the Enterprise's photonic cannon

 

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while sharpening his teeth.

"Human teeth

 

[JLA]

lack the sharp points mine possess."

 

[CoveTom]

Meanwhile, Barclay was experimenting with new

 

[JLA]

holosuite technology for home users on

 

[Kor]

Ferenginar, where holonovels featured more graphic

 

[JLA]

payment methods. The chronic rain made

 

[CoveTom]

holosuites soggy and led to emphasis

 

[Kor]

on the biological act known as

 

[JLA]

mold formation on the walls and

 

[CoveTom]

on Ferengi lobes as well. Ishka

 

[Disco]

was famous in Starfleet for

 

[Kor]

her skills in Klingon martial arts

 

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and her delicious blueberry muffins. Quark

 

[JLA]

sold out early every morning. He

 

[Orac]

didn't tell anyone that the muffins

 

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were replicated and not Ishka originals.

(I wish I could post twice in a row because there is such a good joke just waiting here, but I'll be good...)