The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

[Kor]

out thick, creamy and strongly odoriferous

 

[Disco]

brain fluid from all orifices.

 

[Orac]

"Did somebody say orifice?" interjected Kirk

 

[Disco]

with a wink and a smile.

 

[Kor]

V'ger's Ilia avatar appeared.
"Kirk Unit,

 

[Disco]

I must impart some wisdom to

 

[Kor]

the crew about your heinous acts

 

[Disco]

and crimes against fashion. You are

 

[Orac]

forbidden to command a starship and

 

[Disco]

to speak to anyone without invitation

 

[Kor]

from Decker Unit."
A noticeable bulge

 

[Disco]

appeared in Kirk's groin.

"Hernia... honestly!

 

[Orac]

he averted his eyes from Ilia's

 

[Disco]

and backed slowly towards sickbay

 

[Orac]

"Bones! I need one of those

 

[Disco]

special tablets pronto!"

"Again?! I can't

 

[CorporalCaptain]

keep harvesting Mugato horn, you know!"

 

[Orac]

Kirk was jonesing so bad that

 

[Disco]

he collapsed dramatically onto Sulu's lap.

 

[Kor]

Chekov scream incoherently whilst Sulu proclaimed, "