Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by Kor, Apr 6, 2015.
scrub the spaghetti sauce off his
pair of meatballs which had inadvertently
become coated in Spock's famous
sauce, renowned throughout the galaxy as
the only way to marinate your
meatballs if you want them to
become an aphrodisiac and ooze
out thick, creamy and strongly odoriferous
brain fluid from all orifices.
"Did somebody say orifice?" interjected Kirk
with a wink and a smile.
V'ger's Ilia avatar appeared. "Kirk Unit,
I must impart some wisdom to
the crew about your heinous acts
and crimes against fashion. You are
forbidden to command a starship and
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