The absolute worst film you've ever seen

[Kor]

Man of Steel. I didn’t care for it.

I’ve never walked out of a movie. To me it would be like wasting food. Even if it’s terrible.

I think if you walk out early enough, they will refund your ticket.

Kor

 

[Garak]

Reality Bites

 

[Gepard]

You know you're in trouble when they have to keep cutting away from the leads because the dwarf sidekick is stealing the movie.)

Replace "dwarf" with "Johnny Depp" and you've just described the Pirates franchise.

 

[Pondwater]

I think if you walk out early enough, they will refund your ticket.

Kor

I don’t think they’d give me my $1.50 back.

 

[Gary Mitchell]

Reality Bites

Great. I just bought that on DVD from the dollar store. Should I get a refund?

 

[Garak]

Great. I just bought that on DVD from the dollar store. Should I get a refund?

You definitely paid too much for it

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

Just how bad is Reality Bites?

 

[Herbert]

Alien Vs Hunter
Possibly the worst piece of excrement I've ever seen.

 

[suarezguy]

The US remake of The Ring. I'm not much of a horror fan in any case, but I only managed to sit through this one by getting a bit sloshed. My husband enjoyed it, though.

To me that seemed about as middle-of-the-road (both style and quality) as movies gets.

 

[Awesome Possum]

Double Down, a bizarre rambling series of scenes filmed in a desert by a delusional man with a camera. The basic plot is about the world's greatest hacker who flees to the desert, haunted by the ghosts of his pasts and sometimes actual ghosts. He plans to create a terrorist attack in case the government tries to kill him. He also has magic powers.

 

[E-DUB]

A couple of REAL stinkers here. "Alien Intruder", decent cast, but really bad. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106244/reviews?ref_=tt_urv
But it's "Citizen Kane" compared to this pile of cinematic drek.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084455/?ref_=nv_sr_3
I saaw it under the title "Deadly Drifter" and said that if I ever saw it again in a bargain bin, I'd buy it just to spare some other poor soul seeing it 2.8 on IMDB.

 

[The Borgified Corpse]

Either Cry Wilderness or The Room.

The Room is a transformative piece of bad art. For those who have seen it, we now always greet each other with, "Oh hai Mark."

Dragon Wars. They suckered us into seeing that movie by showing trailers of the ONE good scene in the whole show: Dinosaurs with rocket launchers on their backs. The rest of the movie was a boring nonsensical mess.

Oh yeah! For movies that I've actually paid to see at the theater, I'm hard pressed to choose between Dragon Wars, G.I. Joe: Retaliation, and Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li. Although, in the plus column, this scene is kinda hot:

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[Gingerbread Demon]

The Door In The Floor 2004 ........ Ugh. Was drama or something, I fell asleep.

 

[1001001]

A three way toss up between.

Battleship, Star Trek: Generations and Man of Steel.

What?

Battleship was a lot of fun! And it had Rihanna in it.

What more could you want?

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

What?

Battleship was a lot of fun! And it had Rihanna in it.

What more could you want?

It is a fun movie but also a bit silly. What was the point of the aliens attacking the way they did if they had those spinny round things of death?

 

[1001001]

Thank God the Japanese used the tsunami buoys to figure out the grid system. Brilliant!

And Liam Neeson.

Liam Neeson!!

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

Thank God the Japanese used the tsunami buoys to figure out the grid system. Brilliant!

And Liam Neeson.

Liam Neeson!!

Yeah and a guy with artificial legs. And aliens that looked like biker dudes.

 

[CaptainMurdock]

I just thought it was awful.

 

[Gepard]

Double Down, a bizarre rambling series of scenes filmed in a desert by a delusional man with a camera. The basic plot is about the world's greatest hacker who flees to the desert, haunted by the ghosts of his pasts and sometimes actual ghosts. He plans to create a terrorist attack in case the government tries to kill him. He also has magic powers.

I haven't seen Double Down, but I have seen Fateful Findings. And oh my God. It was so incredible I made three of my friends watch it on two separate occasions.

 

[Awesome Possum]

I haven't seen Double Down, but I have seen Fateful Findings. And oh my God. It was so incredible I made three of my friends watch it on two separate occasions.

It's basically the same movie. There's another where he's literally Space Jesus.