The 5,000,000th Post

[Llama]

So with the 5,000,000th post on the TrekBBS coming up (4,961,399 at the moment), what is your prediction about what it will contain?

Will it be someone asking for dating/relationship advice in Misc? Or a complaint about a genre TV show or movie? Or just someone trolling over in TNZ?

Either way I'm sure it will be memorable for such a milestone...

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Janeway is teh sexy.

 

[lurok]

. I cannot disagree.

But surely it must be 'Abrams Trek sucks/ruined my life/not canon/boring Hollywood blockbuster fodder' ?

Only fitting.

 

[Gov Kodos]

Jayson and an infinite number of masturbating monkeys.

 

[Haggis and tatties]

Ban me, i do not care, i hate this place.

 

[RoJoHen]

I could be wrong, but I have a feeling this milestone has already been passed. There is simply no record of it due to the Great Purge of 2003 (or whatever year that was when we lost everything).

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

We don't care about that. That's the past. All we care about is the counter we are currently staring at.

 

[RoJoHen]

Some people care about that. It was a dark time that I will never forget.

 

[kirsten187]

So it'll be closer to 10,000,000 or more then?

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

But if all our special dates are now lost to time that means we can never have parties

 

[RoJoHen]

Honestly, I don't know how many posts we lost during that event. It was definitely a lot.

 

[kirsten187]

What parties are these? We could have mega post parties to get millions of missing posts back.

 

[lurok]

4,940,186...

and counting...

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Yes, COUNT ON!!!

Forget that long and forgotten bit of anal mathing, there's a new number thing going on and we are getting to the BIG FIVE MILL.

I am LOL at the rush to say, "this isn't the real CANON five million"..

 

[Q2UnME]

I predict a ShamelessMcBundy "How you doing?"

Q2

 

[lurok]

But currently 'remastered'. 'caption contest' and 'TNG episode of the week' are bigger than Janeway.

wtf?

Oh, for those halcyon days, not so long ago, when Janeway was bigger than Star Wars,

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

That was a mystery that has never been solved.

 

[lurok]

And never will.

I like some insoluble mysteries.

 

[kirsten187]

I predict a ShamelessMcBundy "How you doing?"

Q2

That wouldn't surprise me at all. Count on Shameless.

 

[Captain Ice]

It will coincide with the return of either Jayson or Enterpriser