That perverted psycho! He should be thrown in jail!

[What's his face]

So I was at the school today and I went the the food court for lunch. I see some guy with his plate of chinese food.

Then he grabs a ketchup bottle and puts ketchup on his Chinese food. Not just a little bit - he DRENCHES his noodles and beef & broccoli in it.

Ketchup. On Chinese Food.

That sick fuck. What is this world coming to?

PS: Also, what kind of hoity toity jerks use chopsticks on cheap cafeteria Chinese food? It's cheap, shitty, deep fried noodles. Using chopsticks isn't going to make the experience any more authentic.

 

[Mallory]

Ketchup is evil I tell you, EVIL!

 

[What's his face]

Ketchup is evil I tell you, EVIL!

Ketchup can be good. It's just when used for evil, as it was here, it is beyond horrendous.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

So I was at the school today and I went the the food court for lunch. I see some guy with his plate of chinese food.

Then he grabs a ketchup bottle and puts ketchup on his Chinese food. Not just a little bit - he DRENCHES his noodles and beef & broccoli in it.

Ketchup. On Chinese Food.

That sick fuck. What is this world coming to?

PS: Also, what kind of hoity toity jerks use chopsticks on cheap cafeteria Chinese food? It's cheap, shitty, deep fried noodles. Using chopsticks isn't going to make the experience any more authentic.

I feel the exact same way about people who put Mint on their Sunday Dinners/Roasts.

 

[Mike Farley]

As long as he doesn't put ketchup on your cheap cafeteria Chinese food who cares what he does?

 

[Pingfah]

I feel the exact same way about people who put Mint on their Sunday Dinners/Roasts.

Well, on beef it would be silly sure, on lamb it's an absolute essential, there's nothing unusual about lamb and mint. In fact I marinade legs of lamb in mint, lemon and garlic. It's delicious.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

on lamb it's an absolute essential, there's nothing unusual about lamb and mint.

Blasphemy!

I never put mint on anything, it completely takes away the taste of the meat.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I feel the exact same way about people who put Mint on their Sunday Dinners/Roasts.

Well, on beef it would be silly sure, on lamb it's an absolute essential, there's nothing unusual about lamb and mint. In fact I marinade legs of lamb in mint, lemon and garlic. It's delicious.

I heartily endorse this comment and/or suggestion.

 

[iguana_tonante]

I wholeheartedly agree. There is a time under the sun for every kind of food, but not together.

Ketchup is evil I tell you, EVIL!

Ketchup can be good. It's just when used for evil, as it was here, it is beyond horrendous.

I concur. But you know what it's really, truly, unspeakably evil? Ketchup on spaghetti. The mind boggles. Just because it's red, people, it doesn't give you the right to put it on your pasta! Mamma mia!

 

[What's his face]

I wholeheartedly agree. There is a time under the sun for every kind of food, but not together.

Ketchup is evil I tell you, EVIL!

Ketchup can be good. It's just when used for evil, as it was here, it is beyond horrendous.

I concur. But you know what it's really, truly, unspeakably evil? Ketchup on spaghetti. The mind boggles. Just because it's red, people, it doesn't give you the right to put it on your pasta! Mamma mia!

These are truly dark times.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

While I find putting ketchup on Chinese food a bit repugnant, I was surprised to see how many recipes in pan Asian cuisine actually begin with ketchup as the basis for sauces. Weirded me out.

 

[Garak]

I've broken up with 3 girls due to their far too liberal use of ketchup.

 

[TheBrew]

I've broken up with 3 girls due to their far too liberal use of ketchup.

They just wanted to make you taste better.

 

[RJDiogenes]

This sounds like something my brother would do. He's the Ketchup King.

 

[SomniumRabidum]

Ok... the ketchup-smothered Chinese food is disgusting.

But I also use chopsticks on cheap cafeteria Chinese food. I grew up using chopsticks any time I ate Chinese food, and it honestly feels weird and tastes funny to use metal now. Even if it's cheap, I'd rather it be cheap and taste good than cheap and metallic.

 

[Kestra]

I've broken up with 3 girls due to their far too liberal use of ketchup.

They just wanted to make you taste better.

I'm in the "who cares what he does to his own food?" camp. I've seen people who put ketchup and gravy on pizza and think it's the most delicious thing ever. As long as I don't have to eat it that way, it doesn't matter.

 

[sidious618]

Ketchup makes everything taste better.

 

[Lookingglassman]

I cant stand to see people eat ketchup on eggs. I want to vomit when I see that.

I know what you mean about chopsticks. My idiotic boss occasionally has chinese food and he eats it in front of us with chop sticks like he is so cool. He is a total loser.

 

[RoJoHen]

I wholeheartedly agree. There is a time under the sun for every kind of food, but not together.

Ketchup is evil I tell you, EVIL!

Ketchup can be good. It's just when used for evil, as it was here, it is beyond horrendous.

I concur. But you know what it's really, truly, unspeakably evil? Ketchup on spaghetti. The mind boggles. Just because it's red, people, it doesn't give you the right to put it on your pasta! Mamma mia!

My grandma's "homemade spaghetti sauce" is made almost entirely out of ketchup.

Ketchup, dried Onion Soup mix, Worcestershire sauce, and ground beef. It's delicious!

 

[SmoothieX]

Ketchup is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.