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TES V: Skyrim causes homosexuality?

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ares93

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I was browsing SweC today and i found this. I cant quite figure out if they're serious or not. But I haven't read a greater piece of shite since, i don't quite know... Don't forget to look at the graphs at the bottom. They're enlightening.

http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-sk...rim-jobs-and-other-homo-erotic-sex-maneuvers/

What is Skyrim?
If you are a responsible parent, then the world of MMORPG first person shooters should be something of a foreign language to you. In games like Skyrim, players are teleported to far away lands that are cream filled with demonic spell crafting, violent shirtless blood shed and exposed not only Satanic critters, but bombarded with gay under tones of fecal fornication.
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It's a parody site and book but it's really hard to tell these days. The endorsement by Rachel Maddow in the ad banner to the right gave it away.
 
Christwire is definitely a satire site. But unfortunately what the fundy whackjobs actually say for real is sometimes so ludicrous and outrageous that it's hard to tell the difference.

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ares93 said:
I was browsing SweC today and i found this. I cant quite figure out if they're serious or not. But I haven't read a greater piece of shite since, i don't quite know... Don't forget to look at the graphs at the bottom. They're enlightening.

http://christwire.org/2011/11/is-sk...rim-jobs-and-other-homo-erotic-sex-maneuvers/

What is Skyrim?
If you are a responsible parent, then the world of MMORPG first person shooters should be something of a foreign language to you. In games like Skyrim, players are teleported to far away lands that are cream filled with demonic spell crafting, violent shirtless blood shed and exposed not only Satanic critters, but bombarded with gay under tones of fecal fornication.
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:lol: Thanks for the laugh. Oh, that was hilarious.
 
What is Skyrim? I've never heard of it. Not a big gaming type.

Is it anything like Skyr, the delicious Icelandic yogurt?

I ate skyr like there was no tomorrow in Iceland, and even found a fix here in the States. I still like women as much as ever.

So, skyr is ok, but skyrim will make me crave a rubber fist in my can?
 
^ According to that bloke, yeah. But you shouldnt worry, i've been playing skyrim since it came out and so far me girlfriend hasn't complained. And she's very good at that.

Honey, if you're reading this. I just like to point out that i said the above statement with the utmost love and respect.
 
Yeah, parody site. Still, you have to look hard just to be certain, because there are plenty of people like the toons portrayed on the site.
 
Upon reading it a second time, I actually found the article to be quite ... stimulating. :eek: *Copies and Pastes to Notepad*

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I probably wouldn't have been able to tell this was fake. If anybody's read Jack Chick's tract "Dark Dungeon" you'd have a hard time putting anything past hardline religious folk.
 
But you shouldnt worry, i've been playing skyrim since it came out and so far me girlfriend hasn't complained. And she's very good at that
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Awesome, my anus is exit only. No deliveries.
 
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