TERROR AT 38,000 FEET!!!

[MANT!]

You are the ATTENTION WHORE to end all attention whores..

the attention whore GOD!!



all bow down before the greatness of the Squiggy..



wait? did I just hear Wombat detonate?

 

[Squiggy]

Name another attention whore who would punch a hole in a plane just to get to talk to Matt Lauer.

YOU CAN'T!

 

[bigdaddy]

I don't care, call me when your plane crashes.

:-p

 

[CorporalClegg]

But the PA at CNN? My GOD. Smokin' hot. Red hair, glasses. Homina homina homina.

Dude! That's why God put cameras on cell phones!

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

Can you imagine the look on Wombat's face when he nonchalantly turned on the tv and saw Squiggy getting interviewed by Lauer?

hahaha, it would be priceless.

Anyways, I wouldn't have to punch a hole in a plane to talk to Lauer. I'd just run up to him and pull my pants down. He'd certainly grab his pen and paper and start the interview

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

Can you imagine the look on Wombat's face when he nonchalantly turned on the tv and saw Squiggy getting interviewed by Lauer?

hahaha, it would be priceless.

Anyways, I wouldn't have to punch a hole in a plane to talk to Lauer. I'd just run up to him and pull my pants down. He'd certainly grab his pen and paper and start the interview

But you pull your pants down for any hot guy

 

[jkladis]

I usually go to Aviation Herald to follow the latest on accidents and incidents.

And people make fun of us who use TrekBBS as their all-in-one-internet stop.

Stay safe, Squiggy. Well done.

 

[Squiggy]

From the official "Southwest Blog": Southwest is refunding the roundtrip fare for these Customers and thanking them for their cooperation and patience.

Yeah. You're welcome.

 

[Kestra]

Man I missed it, but my husband said he happened to catch you on CNN. Awesome, Squiggy.

 

[Trekker4747]

From the official "Southwest Blog": Southwest is refunding the roundtrip fare for these Customers and thanking them for their cooperation and patience.

Yeah. You're welcome.

How'd you answer the customer survey?

 

[jkladis]

Don't forget. SW Airlines, still not a single passenger fatality.

Though their pilots do fly like cowboys.

 

[Squiggy]

Funny story.

When we finally landed in Baltimore, the pilot got on the PA and said "Woah girl!" as he throttled back.

 

[Trekker4747]

The 737 is also still the safest jet in the sky.

 

[T'Bonz]

Name another attention whore who would punch a hole in a plane just to get to talk to Matt Lauer.

YOU CAN'T!

 

[Squiggy]

From the transcript

And I looked up and I had to do a double take. You know, there was this episode of “The Twilight Zone” with William Shatner where he looked out the window and saw a gremlin on the wing of a plane. I had to do the same thing, because I saw the sky outside.

I want a prize.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Glad you're safe.

Man that would have freaked me out.

 

[Mitty]

You're famous downunder as well...

http://www.theage.com.au/travel/hole-in-plane-forces-emergency-landing-20090715-dkmg.html

 

[sidious618]

From the transcript

And I looked up and I had to do a double take. You know, there was this episode of “The Twilight Zone” with William Shatner where he looked out the window and saw a gremlin on the wing of a plane. I had to do the same thing, because I saw the sky outside.

I want a prize.

If you said he saw a wombat on the wing you'd be God.

 

[Kira's Mom]

From the transcript

And I looked up and I had to do a double take. You know, there was this episode of “The Twilight Zone” with William Shatner where he looked out the window and saw a gremlin on the wing of a plane. I had to do the same thing, because I saw the sky outside.

I want a prize.

If you said he saw a wombat on the wing you'd be God.

Oh, yes. Songs would be sung about it on the TrekBBS forever if he had said wombat!

 

[Shatmandu]

Apropos of absolutely nothing, I demand that, during his interview on CNN, Squiggy say my username in conjunction with the words "bupkis" and "ointment." Then make an armpit fart.

For this, he shall be honored.

I've asked that he say, "I felt like Shatner on The Twilight Zone, Wolf."

It would be appropriate to the event, and the response here would be EPIC.

Joe, repeater

And you're welcome.

My kids and I were watching again. As soon as you came on, my daughter chirped "IT'S SQUIGGY AGAIN!" and then the young one started chanting "SKIGGY! SKIGGY! SKIGGY!"

And when you did the line ... words and smilies fail ...

TNZ will sing songs about this day.

Thank you.

Joe, who now has one of those Asian life-debts with you