TERROR AT 38,000 FEET!!!

[Thespeckledkiwi]

CEILING CAT IS IN UR AIRPLANE WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE

Uh...Squiggy wasn't masturbating...

Where you there? Can you prove it?

I speak to the animals. The cat...he tells me things.

 

[CorporalClegg]

After long consideration, I've finally decided Southwest should paint one of their 737s with a Squiggy theme.

It's only fair.

 

[Aurian]

Well Squiggy, you just made the swedish newspapers..

http://www.expressen.se/Nyheter/1.1640009/solen-sken-in-genom-taket-pa-planet

 

[Thespeckledkiwi]

Great...what we need. Squiggs to be an INTERNATIONAL star.

 

[Locutus of Bored]

Well Squiggy, you just made the swedish newspapers..

http://www.expressen.se/Nyheter/1.1640009/solen-sken-in-genom-taket-pa-planet

He's bigger than ABBA!

 

[Misfit Toy]

Well Squiggy, you just made the swedish newspapers..

http://www.expressen.se/Nyheter/1.1640009/solen-sken-in-genom-taket-pa-planet

"Michael Cunningham tittade upp fick"

I can't read Swedish, but this looks SO RIGHT.

 

[Messianni]

Well Squiggy, you just made the swedish newspapers..

http://www.expressen.se/Nyheter/1.1640009/solen-sken-in-genom-taket-pa-planet

"Michael Cunningham tittade upp fick"

I can't read Swedish, but this looks SO RIGHT.

 

[Plecostomus]

Well Squiggy, you just made the swedish newspapers..

http://www.expressen.se/Nyheter/1.1640009/solen-sken-in-genom-taket-pa-planet

Samtidigt som de drygt 130 passagerarna hörde det höga dånet rasade trycket i kabinen och syrgasmaskar föll ut.
Passageraren Michael Cunningham dansa med oss klappa era händer gör som vi gör ta några steg åt vänster lyssna och lär Missa inte chansen Nu är vi här med attentionwhoren-dansen

Dansa med oss
dance with us

Klappa era händer
clap your hands

Gör som vi gör
do like we do

Ta några steg åt vänster
take a few steps to the left

Lyssna och lär
listen and learn

Missa inte chansen
don't miss the chance

Nu är vi här med
now we're here with the...

 

[James Bond]

CEILING CAT IS IN UR AIRPLANE WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE

Uh...Squiggy wasn't masturbating...

Hmmm... MAYBE...he was..

 

[Angry Angel]

Well Squiggy, you just made the swedish newspapers..

http://www.expressen.se/Nyheter/1.1640009/solen-sken-in-genom-taket-pa-planet

"Michael Cunningham tittade upp fick"

I can't read Swedish, but this looks SO RIGHT.

Literally: När Michael Cunningham tittade upp fick han en chock. - Solen sken in igenom taket, säger han till NBC. = When M.C. looked up he got a shock. The Sun was shining through the roof, he says to NBC.

So no titties and ficking for him I'm afraid

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Meanwhile, at the BBC, your story's been overtaken by:

• Wheelie bin man crushed to death
• Swine flu in winter 'for a third'
• Leg-cutting funeral home to close
• Sudden death of ex-soap actor, 43
• Bride's bouquet brings down plane
• Men emerge from Mars experiment

Sorry, Squiggy.

 

[Messianni]

Well Squiggy, you just made the swedish newspapers..

http://www.expressen.se/Nyheter/1.1640009/solen-sken-in-genom-taket-pa-planet

"Michael Cunningham tittade upp fick"

I can't read Swedish, but this looks SO RIGHT.

Literally: När Michael Cunningham tittade upp fick han en chock. - Solen sken in igenom taket, säger han till NBC. = When M.C. looked up he got a shock. The Sun was shining through the roof, he says to NBC.

So no titties and ficking for him I'm afraid

Well it's a good thing "chock" translated into "shock"...

 

[Aurian]

^*bites tongue*

mwahahha..

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I'm disappointed. The one chance you had to show off your pressed hams on national TV and you didn't.

I'm glad you're OK though.

 

[Trippy]

Squigs I'm really glad you're o.k.

But I laughed my ass off watching that Today interview Who'd believe it?

You clean up well too

 

[CorporalClegg]

So when they make the TV movie can Colin Cunningham play Squiggy?

 

[T'Bonz]

The picture of him with the oxygen mask was just on my local news.

AIIIEEE!!! **Runs away screaming.**

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Michael Cunningham tittade upp fick!!!

I can't get that out of my head. If they make a movie out of this, there's the title.

 

[Plecostomus]

Michael Cunningham tittade upp fick!!!

I can't get that out of my head. If they make a movie out of this, there's the title.

It's almost as bad as that Carameldansen song.

 

[Kirby]

[

Damn Squiggy glad you're ok!

Why is Beaver Cleaver's dad's face printed on the oxygen bag?