Technology just pushed me too far

[Ar-Pharazon]

Motherf&$#ing laptop! Kept acting goofier & goofier.

Utilities said there was nothing wrong.

Just kept trying me and I finally snapped.



Who's next? Desktop, I'm looking at you! You had to have a new motherboard a couple weeks ago, and you're still pissing me off.

You could be next

 

[Brent]

/backs away slowly...

 

[auntiehill]

Oh, the horror...

 

[JonathonWally]

I see no evidence of the use of explosives. Rookie.

 

[Rek]

You did what many people have dreamed of doing.

 

[Amaris]

Motherf&$#ing laptop! Kept acting goofier & goofier.

Utilities said there was nothing wrong.

Just kept trying me and I finally snapped.



Who's next? Desktop, I'm looking at you! You had to have a new motherboard a couple weeks ago, and you're still pissing me off.

You could be next

<respectful silence>

Have you considered working for Dell Warranty? You've got just the right touch.

<respectful silence>

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

To be honest, it was well out of warranty.

God damn computers. Explosives would've definitely taken out the desktop too, would have saved some time though.

 

[Deckerd]

I'm amazed Sarek of Vulcan didn't offer to come and tidy it up for you.

 

[Jadzia]

cognitive dissonance in action

 

[Robert Maxwell]

Well, this was wasteful. You could've sold it for parts on eBay!

 

[TheBrew]

I see no evidence of the use of explosives. Rookie.

Seriously. At least take it outside to a crowded intersection and beat it with a bat.

Sarek will like this; my last Dell I took outside, put on some thick boots and curb-stomped it.

 

[Amaris]

I see no evidence of the use of explosives. Rookie.

Seriously. At least take it outside to a crowded intersection and beat it with a bat.

Sarek will like this; my last Dell I took outside, put on some thick boots and curb-stomped it.

That is fantastic. You should work for Dell Warranty Division as well. The use of thick boots would put you well ahead of the competition.

 

[TheBrew]

Well, I believe in having good foot protection.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

The thing is, a berserk rage generally doesn't include a "planning stage".

And you'd think 40 generations removed from Danish vikings would be enough.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Were you possibly listening to Still by the Ghetto Boys at the time?

 

[ares93]

i tried doing that with my backup laptop. didnt work. Panasonic Toughbook FTW!

now when that's over i'd like to have a silent minute for that dell... may it rest in peace.

 

[Ar-Pharazon]

It's resting in pieces.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

You did number the pieces so you can put it back together yes?

 

[ares93]

It's resting in pieces.

good point :-)

 

[MANT!]

Uncontrolled rage...


I LIKE IT!!



A reason I prefer desktops is the ease of repair... and less frustration..