SCOTTY: Borgas Space Scoliosis.
TAS Caption Contest #24: Feeling a Little Frisky
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SCOTTY: Borgas Space Scoliosis.
MUDD: We're only ten feet away from the target, lad.
How could you MISS?
TWICE?!?!!?
*Scotty makes hacking sounds as if coughing up a hairball.
M'Ress: "Nope. You'll have to try harder than that".
Scotty: "Damn it, woman! What does a man have to do?!"
Scotty: "Soooooo. Humans have breasts. Cats have teats. What do Caitians have? And how many?"
M'Ress: "I'm not turning around".
Scotty: "damn it!"
*Scotty makes whining cat noises.
M'Ress: Not even close. I'm trying to work here, you know.
SPOCK: That explains the gravity-defying piece of the chessboard behind me.
CHAPEL: Easy fix, we're animated.
Remember, kids.
Too much haggis can wear a lad down.
MUDD: If this plan doesn't work, Spock...I just wanted to tell you that I respect you and have found you a worthy adversary, laddie buck.
And if it DOES...
Kiss me fat ass and tell your Captain to suck it!! I'M RICH, BEE-YOTCH!!!
Buford T Justice IV: "I'm going to barbecue your ass in molasses! Put the evidence in the shuttle, Junior."
Spock: "Logically..."
Buford: "Put the evidence in the shuttle... There ain't no way... no way... that you can come from my loins. When I get home I'm gonna smack your mamma in the mouth."
Spock: "Yes daddy."
Kirk (off-camera): Wait. Wait. Stop the animation cell. When did Harry Mudd become an animated Italian stereotype?
MUDD: THAT'S-A Spicy Venus Drug!!!
SPOCK: Racist.
SCOTTY: Oh.
So THAT'S where the Captain left his wee girdle.
Nurse Chapel: Give me them back. I know what you did last summer.
Scotty: I vow never... ever... to go pub crawling in the holodeck with Jim again.
Spock: This situation is... very illogical *eyebrow raise*
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Scotty: I've had me share of Hummers in the past, but gettin' that Purrrr has got them all beat.
M'Ress: "Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (inhales) rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."
Scotty: "Oh give it a rest, yee made yah point women."
Scotty: I've had me share of Hummers in the past, but gettin' that Purrrr has got them all beat.
M'Ress: "Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr (inhales) rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr."
Scotty: "Oh give it a rest, yee made yah point women."
CHRISTINE: Now let me show you why we Earth ladies call it a "Sloppy Second..."
SCOTTY: Accccch.
Not the FIRST time today pussy and tail have worn me out.
MUDD: Which one are we supposed to shoot?
SPOCK: Does it really matter when you think about it?