TAS Caption Contest #18: Substitution
- Thread starter Rat Boy
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KIRK: It's full of WHAT?
SCOTTY: Budweiser.
Kirk: "And you call yourself a Scotsmen."
Scotty: "Me mother was Belgian."
Spock: "The dialect is very ancient, Captain, but roughly translated it reads: 'Beware the woman who is green, for she will make your wookie dance.'"
One of Spock's lesser known hobbies was antiquing, here he shows off an early draft of "Vulcan Love Slave".
"Do not overreact, captain, but I have just received the new report from the Diplomatic corps about expected dress items at our upcoming trade conference on Scabulon Psoriasis III. Take a look."
"There's nothing on it"
"Exactly"
*Kirk gulps*.
Kirk: "I'm not so sure it has the right feng shui for this room."
Scott: "It's a water piece, I'm trying to improve our money flow."
Kirk: "But we don't use money."
Scott: "Borgas frat!"
Scotty: "And, sir, it'll improve warp capacity by 15%."
Kirk: "But will it double as a lava lamp?"
Scotty: *sigh* "Aye, that it will."
Scotty: "Aye sir, Mr Spock tried it and it permanently boosted his IQ"
(It does look like it...)
Spock: "Captain, I assure you that 'James Brown is the Godfather of Soul' was not in the U.S. Constitution."
Scotty: "Aye sir, Mr Spock tried it and it permanently boosted his IQ"
(It does look like it...)
No follow-up captions, just wanted to comment, "You're right!" It does remind me of the 'plastic educator' as Morbius described it.
Sincerely,
Bill