*TAS* Caption Contest 012: The Cats Meow

[cooleddie74]

CAT ZAP FEVER

 

[Captain Crow]

That's for not doing a palm frond dance for us!

 

[cooleddie74]

KZINTI #1:"Is this the Earth female who danced?"

KZINTI #2:"Not sure. Lift up her skirt so I can more properly identify her!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Keyboard Kzinti: "If I have to keep playing off all these celebrities, I'm gonna drop dead."

 

[Redfern]

M'Ress: "Are you implying I'm a 'dog'?! Call me 'Lassie' one more time and it's one swift knee to the groin!!!"

Sincerely,

Bill

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kzinti One: It smells like burnt catfish!

 

[milo bloom]

Scotty: "I dunno lass, hot, filthy, interspecies sex in every imaginable position for my Magic cards? I mean, the sex will be over in a 2-3 minutes tops, but I can play with the cards for years."

"I'm a Kzinti, frak you!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Scotty: So what's this swirl yah've been talkin' about, M'Ress?
M'Ress: Purrrr.... roar!

 

[Rat Boy]

Chuft Captain: "What? You told me to don't stop until I get enough. Well, I had enough!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

M'Ress: Uhura may have a talented tongue, but I'm a cunning linguist.

 

[Nerys Myk]

UHURA: Great, they have space suits and weapons and all I have is frigging yellow outline!

 

[cooleddie74]

Uhura's new Force Field-Projecting Miniskirt failed its first test miserably.

 

[cooleddie74]

M'RESS:"You're just with me so you can borrow my scratching post and ball of yellow yarn...aren't you, baby?"

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

M'Ress: I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER?
Scotty: NOWAI! UR ON MA BRIDGE TAKIN' MA ORDERZ.

 

[Mistral]

"Can you help me find my breasts?"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Can you help me find my breasts?"

"What, all six of them?

 

[Hambone]

SCOTTY: McCoy, ye bastard...this is the last time ye'll be settin' me up with a 'cougar'!

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"Lass...it's not the eight nipples that got me to date ya...

But let's face it. They don't HURT."

 

[Shatmandu]

"Oh, what're you lookin' at? If you could lick your own, you would."

 

[cooleddie74]

"NO!!!!

Keep that talking Terran dog and the smelly hippie away from the cave!!!"