*TAS* Caption Contest 012: The Cats Meow

[Rat Boy]

Chuft Captain: "Play her off, Keyboard Kzinti."

 

[Shatmandu]

Chuft Captain: "Oh. Nevermind. We were hoping that overpowering tuna smell was coming from a flounder or something."

 

[Tan Ru]

Misterrrrrrr Scott; you told me that you had quite an impressive Scottish 'Claymore', but what I experrrrrrienced last evening was more like a Scottish 'Dirk'...

Inform Chuft Captain that we finally have her and that there were no mistakes this time. For too long we have been tracking her across the galaxy; they'll be no escape for the beautiful and talented Ms. Lena Horne! GRRRRRR‼

 

[seigezunt]

A quick-thinking cameraman was able to switch to an above-the-waist shot, but not before hundreds of affiliates were appalled to see Montgomery Scott's unannounced "Glasgow Lambada" improvisation.

 

[seigezunt]

Beware the Whomping Willow, Harry!!

 

[Shatmandu]

G'Nert: "BLEH! While you were at work, I humped your pillow fifty times. BLEH!"

 

[KirkusOveractus]

"Yesterday and today, our studio has been filled with newpapermen and hundreds of photographers from all over the nation, and they agree with me that the city has never witnessed excitement stirred by the youngsters from Liverpool, who call themselves The Beatles..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Keyboard Kzinti: "If people keep screwing up, my arms are going to fall off playing this damn song."

 

[Alrik]

M'Ress: "What's the matter Mr Scott? Cat got your tongue?"

With the demise of Bloom County, Bill began taking any work that came his way.

"That's what you get for not cleaning the litter on time."

 

[cooleddie74]

NYOTA VERSUS THE CAT PEOPLE

Next week on MST3K!

 

[cooleddie74]

On this planet, you don't ferret out trouble.

The ferrets trouble YOU OUT.

 

[Alpha_Geek]

The attempt to remove the claws and the adamantium from his skeleton had unfortunate side effects for Wolverine.

 

[Shatmandu]

Keyboard Kzinti, singing: "Pussyyyy ... Pussy who need pussyyyyy ... Are the luckiest pussy in the world ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

KEYBOARD KZINTI

The new, epic disc from Rhino Records!!

 

[Captain Crow]

M'Ress: It happens to all men every once in a while.

Scotty: I know, but you didn't have to rub it in by playing me off on the keyboard.

 

[Gorn Captain]

[/QUOTE]

Here's a little gift from Bill Shatner! No more bitching about lines, you hear?!?

 

[Rat Boy]

Doohan: "Sure, Shatner gets Julianne Hough, Nimoy gets Cheryl Burke, who do I get? Crazy cat lady. Play me off, Keyboard Kzinti."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

M'Ress: How 'bout I lick out some of that creamy catnip of yours, Mr. Scott? Purrrrrrr....

 

[cooleddie74]

Love means never having to take a flea-and-tick bath...

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Scotty: When I said that I'd tame the beast, I was takin' about meh wee bairnes, lass.