*TAS* Caption Contest 011: Getting Your Spocks Off

[cooleddie74]

Spock didn't just DO the Dew.

He beamed it while traveling at warp.

 

[Nerys Myk]

Captain Hill: "Your hat and glasses are phasing in and out of our time-space continuum.

Mr Gribble: "Its the Tholians Hank, they hate me for my bug killing skills."

 

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "Sim sim sallah bim!"

Kirk: "That's your solution to everything!"

 

[26138]

Spock: Tastes great!
Kirk: Less filling!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk and Spock are shocked to learn that their cans of peanuts are actually filled with novelty snakes.

 

[Nerys Myk]

When no one was looking, Spock liked to practice his air piano.

 

[Captain Crow]

The standeard reaction to anyone forced to watch "I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here".

Kirk: Mr. Spock, I thought I told you to quit doing jelly tugs on the bridge!

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

Kirk: Are you sure Nurse Chapel said to get this size of tampons?

Kirk and Spock (signing): R Whites Lemonade, I'm a secret lemonade drinker.

Spock: OK, how about this one? (sings) "Do the shake and vac and put the freshness back"

Kirk: Alright, Damit! You do know more about late 20th century UK advertising than I do.

 

[cooleddie74]

PEANUT BRITTLE:

THE NEXT HUMILIATION

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "C'mon, you fucking assholes ..."
Spock: "... give to the United Way."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"I'm gonna kill Bones.

These squeezable stress relievers aren't doing SHIT."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: Captain, I am endeavoring to "corral a few tadpoles" by creating extreme friction along the shaft of my bifurcated penis.

 

[cooleddie74]

Mexican food always hits when you're nowhere near a men's room.

 

[Maurice]

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