*TAS* Caption Contest 011: Getting Your Spocks Off

[Maurice]

As usual, this first post will be the winners, and the second post will contain the captionable images for this week, making it easier for y'all to punch QUOTE and have at it.

And now, the Whiners...

I mean...

Some new names to the pantheon this week. Let's see what they bring to the table.

First time winner Diesel Micky Dolenz nearly made me do a spit take of the type usually reserved for Shatmandu posts with this charming bit of effective onomatopoeia.

*fap* *fap* *fap*

Next, the ever reliable cooleddie74 never fears to "go there"...

"If THIS doesn't render the dumb bastard infertile, Jim...I dunno WHAT will."

Finally, NoName Given makes a nice crossover with this one.

Renew!...Renew!...Renew!

(You have to be old enough to remember Logan's Run to get the above joke )

Oh, we remember...we remember...Logan 5.

THE LOIS LANE "CAN YOU READ MY MIND?" AWARD
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Goes to Hambone for coming up with the same caption that immediately sprang to mind as I made this capture of Sulu about to be Bloefelded.

SULU: Do you expect me to talk?
McCOY: No, Mr. Sulu...I expect you to die!

And let's not forget the...

***** Honorable Mentions of the Week *****

Chuft Captain: Kzanol, you will now spend all of eternity in the Phantom Zone!

McCOY:"You'll notice a tingling sensation and warmth.

And possibly some flames and smoke as well.

SPOCK: If I were human I believe the proper response would be. "Wheeeeeeeeee!!", if I were human.

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*TAS* Caption Contest Pantheon of Winners

Bad Atom
Cakes488
Captain Crow (x2)
cooleddie74 (x4)
Diesel Micky Dolenz
Hambone
The Laughing Vulcan (x2)
middyseafort (x3)
Mistral (x2)
Mysterion (x2)
Nerys Myk
NoName Given
Outpost4
Rat Boy (x3)
Shatmandu (x4)
Super Grover
TigerOfDarkness

Honorable Mentions
Alpha Geek
Alrik
cooleddie74 (x8)
John Picard
The Laughing Vulcan (x2)
Mistral
Mysterion
Nerys Myk (x2)
Rat Boy
Shatmandu (x2)
Super Grover
TigerOfDarkness (x2)

And next message: our new contest!
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[Maurice]

Here you go. I know you'll do me wrong.........

 

[SilentP]

First attempt at captions, be gentle

Spock regretted clicking the link for Two Girls, One Cup.

All bow to the might of Spock!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "I have been holding it in for three years now. Perhaps it is time to have toilets installed on the Enterprise."

Spock: "Twelve Cardassian sunsets coming up. And my assistant will remove his shirt."
Kirk: "I hate hen nights."

Spock: "The power of Christ compels you. The power of Christ compels you."

McCoy: "Cut that out will ya Spock! It looks just too wrong when you do it."

 

[Nerys Myk]

"Uhuraaaaaaaaaaaaah!"

SPOCK and KIRK (singing): Shake, shake, shake senora...shake your body line

"I am ready for the breast meld"

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "He's gonna blow! Clear the bridge!"

*Pffffffffffffffffffffffffft*

Red shirt: "I can't breathe!"

Scotty: "Use your respirator!"

Kirk and Spock were quite impressed with the Playstation 3's new motion controller...

...but that was nothing until they got to play with the XBox 360's new motion capture camera.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

"Captain, enemy is not yet in firing range..." BOOM! "Damn, read this thing wrong again!"

Kirk: "Spock, are you sure this is how to play Yahtzee?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Taco Bell food is delicious but painful. Most illogical."

Kirk: "Set Tall-Boys to stun!"

Spock's Anus: "B-B-B-BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP-P-P-P-P-P!"

Spock: "... and she's aaaaalways gone too long, anytiiiime she goes awayyyyy ..."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Pon Jer'off came every seven minutes in an adult Vulcan's lifetime.

 

[Nerys Myk]

STAR TREK: FRAT PARTY

 

[Shatmandu]

It turned out to be a mistake putting a keyboard and a tip jar on the Science Station.

 

[Shatmandu]

El Spock: "You'll get your report when I'm ready, pendejo."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: Ohhhhh.... ohhhhh.... oooo... JIM!!!!!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Carl forgot the golden rule: never get high on your own supply.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock: "Ahhhhh-CHOOO!"
<His head jerks forward, hitting viewer. Sulu and the thing with three legs stifle laughs.>>

 

[Shatmandu]

Carl: "Sensors indicate I'ma fuuuuuucked up."

The Enterprise barber got a beatdown: who every heard of bangs on an afro?

Spock: "Bing is great."

 

[Mysterion]

Homemade maraccas made karaoke night just that much more fun.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: Doctor McCoy, here are the sperm samples you requested.

 

[KirkusOveractus]

Kirk: "For the last time, Spock, when Nurse Chapel said she wanted to see your fuzzy balls, she didn't mean your tennis ball collection!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "Let's see how these Klingons like the feel of our furious NUNCHUCKS!"