THE ENTERPRISE: "Climb up inside me, sir...
I'm SOOOOOO riddled with plasma charges."
McCOY:"So...ever seen a grown man naked, baby?"
*TAS* Caption Contest 004: Eat, Drink, and be Hairy
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THE ENTERPRISE: "Climb up inside me, sir...
I'm SOOOOOO riddled with plasma charges."
McCOY:"So...ever seen a grown man naked, baby?"
RobertScorpio
Pariah
MONSTER ZERO: HEAD #1 "Ever since Godzilla blew off our other head, we've had to slut around for 'xtra' work."
MONSTER ZERO: HEAD #2 "Yeah. Maybe JJBRAMS will make a 'real' Godzilla movie next time and remember our work here the animated series
"No fair...
I did my part...now YOU'RE supposed to shake and moan and finish, too!"
Well Sugar if you turn the turbolifts vibrator on I'll be finished in a Jiff.
I've told you the "thrust" position is not nearly enough to get the job done....sir.
(Thanks for the win!)
Kirk: Spock, Bones! Look a giant Tribble and it's waving spears! Spock? Bones?
Kirk: Spock, Bones! Look a giant Tribble and it's waving spears! Spock? Bones?
"STOP telling me Scotty climbed up inside you better!
My pride..."
"Tribbles CAN be both obese and gay!
I kept telling Spock and Mr. Jones!"
Kirk finally found a way he could love his ship like a woman.
Kirk: Yeoman Davis! That is some serious '70 porn bush! Report to my quarters for a trim."
Sulu: Relax, Doc. Just be thankful that the Samurai isn't here.
RobertScorpio
Pariah
KIRK: "Great Neptune's ghost!!! David Gerrold has sent his biggtest tribble yet to force Roddenberry to make a deal with Ellison!!"
BEST Pon Farr hallucination ever.
Kirk; "Kirk to bridge, total blockage, I'll head below decks and see what's caused it."
"Kirk to bridge, found it. And, we're now animated, what the hell's that about?"
KIRK:"Scotty, found the problem, we'll have giant robotic Sulu working again in no time."
"That reminds me.
Janice wanted a new Laser Epilady for her birthday this year."