*TAS* Caption Contest 004: Eat, Drink, and be Hairy

[Rat Boy]

Spock: "You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Vulcan when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha..."

*dies*

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Sulu, my god man, close your legs!

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Uhura, this is an unauthorized fan dance!"

 

[Outpost4]

Kirk and his pet tribble, Brillo.

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "This happens every time Uhura trims her biscuit."

 

[Nerys Myk]

Kirk wasn't a fan of the automated cleaning system.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Dammit Uhura! This is neither the time nor the place to practice your exotic dancing!!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

Both officers discovered too late they weren't in Deep Space Station K-12s bar...they were in its fertility clinic.

"That does it. From now on, even the SHIP has to follow a basic hygiene and grooming rule.

I couldn't find the G-spot conduit if I tried!!!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "For some reason, this reminds me of prom night ..."

 

[cooleddie74]

"It's a challenge...but I'm James Tiberius Kirk, dammit.

I can bring ANYTHING to climax!"

 

[RobertScorpio]

Kirk; Look at that bush..it must be the ZOHAN!!!

 

[cooleddie74]

Starfleet's version of JACKASS had its hilarious pranks and moments.

'Two Officers, Two Cups' was not one of them.

"No fair...

I did my part...now YOU'RE supposed to shake and moan and finish, too!"

 

[Cakes488]

Kirk: Well Uhura at least I can now say your carpet DOES NOT matches your drapes.

 

[Cakes488]

Little did Kirk and Spock know they had just used Scotty's spitton cup to use for their refreshments. Their ignorance was short lived.

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "So that's what's been clogging up my septic system."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Meh.

ZIMA or not, I'm beat."

 

[cooleddie74]

And so...on that fateful amd momentous day in the year 2269...the Mega Speculum was invented.

 

[Cakes488]

McCoy: Well Sulu...I have to hand it to you...I was a bit sceptical at first but you were right! Pedophilia and beastiality sure do go hand in hand on this beautiful Sunday afternoon.

 

[cooleddie74]

DATELINE UFP Investigates:

Adult Officers, Berengarian Dragons and the Underage Girls they Seduce.

 

[26138]

Kirk: Dammit Scotty, I told you to empty the lint trap in the dryer weeks ago!

Sulu: So Alice... do you have any brothers?