*TAS* Caption Contest 003: Quality is Job One...of many...

[Rat Boy]

Star Trek is brought to you by...Ford.

 

[Triskelion]

You guys like my tutu?

Is perspective forbidden. Break can I go on now?

 

[Rat Boy]

Grignak: "Something strange put in coffee."

 

[Shatmandu]

Doohan's Klingon Voice: "You look fetching today, Captain Kirk."

Sulu: "Now that I've had my eyelid surgery, my face no longer offends middle-America, Captain."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Dammit, Spock...this is NO TIME to do ab crunches on the railings!!!"

"Scanners are picking up signs of a cloaked vessel in this area, sir. Possibly even FABULOUS."

 

[cooleddie74]

KOLOTH:"Apparently, the Levodian flu mutation from a century ago also changed our fashion sense. Lavender used to be so FIRST EMPIRE back in my grandfather's day."

 

[scottydog]

Star Trek is brought to you by...Ford.

Yes, by Gerald Ford. *bangs head on Wall-E*

 

[cooleddie74]

"Permission to put on a shirt with a smaller insignia, sir?

This thing is slowly making my face sink towards the helm panel."

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"THE ANIMATED WOMEN!!!!!!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

What do you guys think of my new look?

SPOCK: What the...!!!

MCKIRK: How many times did they hit you with that hammer???

 

[cooleddie74]

"Candy corn?

What in the name of Fek'lhr are you Earthers talking about?"

 

[Rat Boy]

McKirk: "Dammit, Seth Rogen broke the page formatting again!"

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Looks like I picked the wrong week to start sneaking into other officer's wardrobes..."

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

SPOCK: Even with that hair dye Doctor, your attempts to resemble Chris Pine are quite futile.

 

[Outpost4]

Thanks for the win, DS9Sega!

Roddenberry's attempt to cash in on the roller disco craze was an epic fail.

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"Permission to allow Doctor McCoy to slam into my obscenely protruding buttocks, sir?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Grignak: "Nickelodeon? Nickelodeon allowed is not! Is network forbidden!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"FILMATION?!

Depth and shading NOT allowed...three dimensional atmosphere FORBIDDEN!!!"

 

[Rulius]

OMG that's hilarious!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

"Philip K Dick allowed in not! Is adaptation forbidden... dude."