*TAS* Caption Contest 001: Size Matters

[Shatmandu]

Big Spock: "Come here, little one: I plan on embracing my sexuality with a vengeance."

 

[Gary7]

 

[cooleddie74]

"And the worst part?

The roaming charges."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Yes, he's alive...and in perfect miniaturization."

 

[Maurice]

Hey y'all. I plan to close this contest and pick the winners Monday night and 9 p.m. EST, but if my flight home gets delayed it might be a bit later (I am traveling).

 

[Outpost4]

Excuses, excuses. I've heard them before.

 

[Rat Boy]

Hey y'all. I plan to close this contest and pick the winners Monday night and 9 p.m. EST, but if my flight home gets delayed it might be a bit later (I am traveling).

I hope your shipment of a bag of cats gets through all right.

 

[cooleddie74]

"...and I thought the mirror in my quarters was small and inconveniently placed."

 

[cooleddie74]

"I'm CRUSHING MY HEAD...

CRUSHING!

CRUSHING!"

 

[Outpost4]

Spock would teach this young one not to bite his nails.

 

[Shatmandu]

[

Spock: "My cousin went to Ohio, and he brought back some firecrackers with your anus written all over them."

 

[Maurice]

Excuses, excuses. I've heard them before.

Just for that, you don't win.