"Is this felt?
Well. It is now."
(*Vulcan ceremonial gong rimshot*)
*TAS* Caption Contest 001: Size Matters
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"Is this felt?
Well. It is now."
(*Vulcan ceremonial gong rimshot*)
"What a crock.
I bet animated Chris Pine doesn't have to put up with this @#$%."
Leonard Nimoy was quite pleased with the new blow up doll in his likeness that was coming to market. He noted that the manufacturers included several non traditional "access points" and he couldn't wait to personally try them out...each and every one.
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Leonard Nimoy was pleased with the new Spock Dildo (with vibrating ear attachment) that was soon coming to market. The one concern he had is why in the world would they put the on/off button on it's "head"?
For such a gifted and highly-intelligent man, Spock never grasped the deep psychological implications ofplaying with himself like this.
William Shatner's outtakes for a deleted animated sequence in the Beatles' HELP! were buried for very good reasons.
"As I suspected.
Barbie flatlined him."
"Don't get smart...tiny."
Spock 1: I believe this qualifies as inappropriate touching. I shall have to file a harassment charge with the JAG office on Starbase 11.
"Don't get cute-icle."
"Don't get smart...tiny."
Spock : "I will squish his little head like a big Pimple"
Spock often dreamed of having the ability to give himself "a little head".
Jim didn't care what size he was, he just had to vote for his favorite American Idol contestant.
"Kirk to Gulliver...
KIRK to Gulliver...
Come in please!!"
"I am going to attempt something that hasn't been tried on Vulcan since the time of Surak himself...
a Fal-Toy-Pan."
