Surviving SKYNET...

[-Brett-]

Wait, I thought Skynet became self aware in August of '97?

"I'll exterminate humanity tomorrow." Every day for the last thirteen and a half years. Skynet: The ultimate procrastinator.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Skynet discovered the internet and it never left its parent's basement.

 

[KJbushway]

Thats the best I have heard yet^

 

[Skellington]

In the future, Marvin the paranoid android tells Skynet his life story, making it wish that it had never been created. The rest is (deleted) history.

 

[B.J.]

Skynet found World of Warcraft and spent all it's time playing the game, thereby forgeting it's original plan to take over the world. And showering.

No, Skynet *is* World of Warcraft, and it's already trapped you all! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[KJbushway]

Well I am safe then. I haven't even touched WoW

 

[Admiral2]

Skynet's too busy having illicit sexual relations with HAL9000 in Urbana, Illinois.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Well I am safe then. I haven't even touched WoW

And by extension, a woman.

 

[Sector 7]

Just reading all the fun posts... and smiling!

 

[KJbushway]

Well I am safe then. I haven't even touched WoW

And by extension, a woman.

ShamelessMcBundy that bit of truth hurt a little.

 

[Mistral]

Since SKYNET grabbed the latest and greatest programming it's operating on the same system as the iPhone 4G. Unfortunately, this meant that "Conquer humanity" was auto-corrected to "conquer urbanity" and it's been soaking up every jazz recording it could find, since.