Surnames that you are glad aren't yours

[Miss Chicken]

Severl years aho I read that the commander of 45 Commando in Afghanistan, was Lieutenant-Colonel Tim Chicken. I thought at the time "what teasing he must have gone though at school".

Can you think of a surname that you are glad isn't yours?

 

[Kestra]

I know a girl with the last name of "Ho". Pretty unpleasant.

 

[jamestyler]

There have been a few when I worked in tech support.

Mr Gay always stuck out to me as it seemed like a new branch of the Mr Men series.

 

[Seven of Five]

My friends name is Mycock, which is still a little awkward over the phone for her sometimes.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Dikshit.

 

[trampledamage]

Severl years aho I read that the commander of 45 Commando in Afghanistan, was Lieutenant-Colonel Tim Chicken. I thought at the time "what teasing he must have gone though at school".

Which probably explains why he's now a Lieutenant-Colonel in the Army!

 

[Kestra]

Dikshit.

Yeah, I much prefer the spelling "Dixit" to that one.

 

[Lookingglassman]

Bush

 

[Kirby]

Glasscock

 

[Rÿcher]

Hunt

guess what my first name is.

 

[Candlelight]

Hitler.

 

[Lindley]

Laden.

 

[JimCasy]

I was looking at our list of bad checks the other day, and one girl's last name was Slutts.

 

[anais]

Aas

 

[Kommander]

Several years ago, my brother had to spend four days in kiddie-jail and some probation for truancy. His probation officer had the last name Fagg...

With that name, the only careers worse than the one he chose would be public middle school teacher or the owner of a gay bar.

 

[RevDMV]

I went to school with the Seman family.

 

[Australis]

A woman in my hometown had her name changed by deed poll from Crapp

 

[SlaveOfSeven]

Back when I worked in a supermarket there were a couple of guys with the surnames Cox and Bullocks. Inevitably there came a time when Mr Cox and Mr Bullocks were addressed together over the PA system; i.e. "Mr Cox and Mr Bullocks please report to the wine department". That caused much merriment. While I'm glad my surname isn't Cox or Bullocks, my first name caused no end of grief throughout my childhood, so I didn't really get off that lightly on that front.

 

[Dorian Thompson]

Please, no one has said "Dick" yet? Mr. and Mrs. Dick.

 

[JonathonWally]

Hunt

guess what my first name is.

Helen?