SUPER HOT FIRE or BACON Choose One...

[Plecostomus]

...or why not both?

http://www.popsci.com/bacon

Pure oxygen flows from a metal pipe through a core of baked prosciutto, generating a grease fire hot enough to ignite steel and burn a hole clear through this pan. A wrapping of less-flammable uncooked prosciutto focuses the flame into an intense bacon-plasma torch

Bacon-plasma... know we know what Captain Robau eats for breakfast.

 

[Ohappydagger]

A cucumber packed with beef sticks will burn for almost two minutes

Well golly.

 

[Mike Farley]

...or why not both?

http://www.popsci.com/bacon

Pure oxygen flows from a metal pipe through a core of baked prosciutto, generating a grease fire hot enough to ignite steel and burn a hole clear through this pan. A wrapping of less-flammable uncooked prosciutto focuses the flame into an intense bacon-plasma torch

Bacon-plasma... know we know what Captain Robau eats for breakfast.

And why Scotty got so fat!

"Mister Scott, are you eating the plasma conduits again?"

"Sir, I canna change the laws of tastiness!"

 

[gwud]

I don't know what to make of this. On the one hand it is pretty amazing what you can do with food and on the other hand it is a waste of delicious bacon.

I think I'd rather eat the bacon and then when I die, be made into a giant plasma cutter.

 

[Hermiod]

Mmmmm bacon.

 

[gwud]

Damnit you just made me lick my screen. It wouldn't have been sio bad, but I'm at work.

 

[Plecostomus]

I have it on good authority that you can do the same thing with scotch eggs.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Mmmmm bacon.

Throw a couple eggs on the screen and we're in biz.

 

[Hermiod]

^Yuck, eggs!

 

[Mallory]

Eggs are the perfect food. I love 'em.

 

[Goliath]

Behold--the Bacon Explosion.

My arteries are clogging just thinking about it.

 

[Hermiod]

Eggs are the perfect food. I love 'em.

Eggs are evil and wrong.

 

[Plecostomus]

Behold--the Bacon Explosion.

My arteries are clogging just thinking about it.

I was so hoping for a demonstration of thermite welding using bacon.

 

[Goliath]

Behold--the Bacon Explosion.

My arteries are clogging just thinking about it.

I was so hoping for a demonstration of thermite welding using bacon.

Imagine it thermite-welding your arteries closed.

 

[Plecostomus]

I am going to attempt this later.

 

[Holdfast]

Behold--the Bacon Explosion.

My arteries are clogging just thinking about it.

I was so hoping for a demonstration of thermite welding using bacon.

Imagine it thermite-welding your arteries closed.

Very nicely done.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Eggs are the perfect food. I love 'em.

And that's from a mod.