'sup bitchezs?! Drunkl thred

[Roshi]

In lsss than 24 hours i'll be older. Fuck! in 13 yrs i'll be 50 for fucks sake!!! Huh huh huh I wrote saké! lol.
Anywaysz, i've spenf the last 5 hoirs with the most beautiful grrl (in the room) and I feel goddamn (batman?) good!
Luv you all guys. Black vodka rules!
Time to sleep.

 

[Rett Mikhal]

10,000 years of human evolution, right here.

 

[Canadave]

Man, all I had was a pint and a G&T tonight, and I'm 23. Stupid having to wake up in the morning.

 

[Capn Flukie]

in 13 yrs i'll be 50 for fucks sake!!!

happy birthday n00b

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

In lsss than 24 hours i'll be older. Fuck! in 13 yrs i'll be 50 for fucks sake!!! Huh huh huh I wrote saké! lol.
Anywaysz, i've spenf the last 5 hoirs with the most beautiful grrl (in the room) and I feel goddamn (batman?) good!
Luv you all guys. Black vodka rules!
Time to sleep.

You're 37?

And boasting about girls and drinking..

 

[CommanderRaytas]

Being drunk: fun. The stuff you do whilst drunk: fun, too (until the alcohol wears off, that is).

Being hung over: sucks royally.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

And i missed you drunk? Dammit there went my chance.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

You're 37?

In a row?!

 

[SPOCKED]

In lsss than 24 hours i'll be older. Fuck! in 13 yrs i'll be 50 for fucks sake!!!

No one escapes the big 5-0!! It's comin' to getchya

 

[Alidar Jarok]

Being drunk: fun. The stuff you do whilst drunk: fun, too (until the alcohol wears off, that is).

Being hung over: sucks royally.

You can't get hungover if you never stop drinking

 

[Pingfah]

In lsss than 24 hours i'll be older. Fuck! in 13 yrs i'll be 50 for fucks sake!!! Huh huh huh I wrote saké! lol.
Anywaysz, i've spenf the last 5 hoirs with the most beautiful grrl (in the room) and I feel goddamn (batman?) good!
Luv you all guys. Black vodka rules!
Time to sleep.

You're 37?

And boasting about girls and drinking..

Problem?

 

[Lookingglassman]

I'm glad I dont drink

 

[Nick086]

Drinking makes me hot to the point where I want to take off all of my clothes and run around butt naked..

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Roshi, Happy Birthday! Hope it's a good one. Without.a.hangover.

 

[Roshi]

Horrible, horrible hangover!
But that's what makes best memories afterwards!

AC/DC has spent the last 30 yrs boasting about girls and drinking. I don't see where might be the problem.

On a side note, typing on a touch screen when you're drunk is a real bitch...

 

[An Officer]

Happy birthday, Mutenroshi!

And black anything never sounds like a good idea... I remember a murderous night with black sambuca.

 

[SPOCKED]

And black anything never sounds like a good idea... I remember a murderous night with black sambuca.

I, too, have known the dark side of this evil libation

 

[Jenee]

i've spenf the last 5 hoirs with the most beautiful grrl

I thought I was your most beautiful girl?

Happy Birthday, Sweetums!

 

[Roshi]

You took out the (in the room) part!

 

[CommanderRaytas]

And i missed you drunk? Dammit there went my chance.

Oh sweetie, I get drunk lots of times. No need to beat yourself up about it.

Alidar Jarok: Yeah, I tried that. The Colonel Tigh tactic only works for a couple of days, then you start dehydrating.