Summarize An Episode Badly

[Terok Nor]

Too Short A Season - Not short enough.

Lessons - Picard flaunts his flute in front of a new officer.

Pre-emptive Strike - Ro Laren did not believe in the three strike rule and so she got out of Starfleet on two.

 

[Finn]

Evolution: The Enterprise meets a man who thinks the baseball games in his head is reeaal!!!!

Ensigns of Command: Data meets a lost colony where the leader worships an aqueduct.

The Survivors: The Crew meets an alien who loves The Waltz

Who watches the watchers: Picard achieves the mission by having a village leader watch an old lady die in pain.

 

[Captain Crow]

"Phantasms" - Data dreams about miners.

 

[Finn]

The Bonding- Worf bonds with the son of the Trekverse's female version of Indiana Jones.

Booby Trap- Geordi creates an imaginary girlfriend who helps him find a way out of an asteroid field.

 

[GeordiFan]

Skin of Evil - Tasha Yar is killed by an oil spill

Where Silence Has Lease - the Enterprise becomes the lab rat of a lab rat

The Price - Am I crazy, or is that an unstable wormhole?

Identity Crisis - Geordi glows in the dark

The First Duty - Picard yells at Wesley, better late than never lol

Starship Mine - Poor Neil....

Liasons - Worf looks good in a dress

 

[Finn]

The Enemy: The first contact with a Narn/Romulan hybrid is made

The Price: Geordi and Data narrowly avoids introducing Leola root to the Federation a decade earlier....

 

[Finn]

The Vengeance Factor: Riker experiences an orgasm eating an alien dish then murders the chef

The Defector: The Enterprise fails to make a com link with an enemy ship hours before it blows up, before the enemy alien kills himself.

The Hunted: Kai Winn look-like visits the Enterprise.

The High Ground: Riker is shocked when words means nothing to a leader of an alien rebellion group.

Déjà Q: Riker is jealous when Q shows up naked

A Matter of Perspective: The holodeck works right and saves the day for once, and never again!

Yesterday's Enterprise: We see a reality where Tasha probably never had sexual relations with that android.

The Offspring: Data gains memories of kissing Riker

 

[Terok Nor]

Allegiance

An early preview of the uniforms from Deep Space 9.

Menage A Troi

The Grand Proxy is revealed as a sick weirdo who loves to experiment on middle aged Betazoid women.

Transfigurations

Dr. Beverly Crusher falls in love with one of the vampires from the teen horror/romance saga Twilight.

 

[Butters]

Where No One Has Gone Before.

Wesley learns to be more assertive.

 

[Farscape One]

"Liaisons" - Worf looks good in a dress.

"Phantasms" - Data predicts android phones.

"Sub Rosa" - Shakaar enters Beverly.

 

[at Quark's]

The Child: Deanna gets impregnated and we get to watch while it happens. The consequences of that show rapidly and are terminated a few days later. By the offspring itself, no less. Good thing too, or else the entire ship would have been infected. Meanwhile Data and Pulaski have a bitchfight about how to pronounce his name properly.

Galaxy's child: Geordi learns the hard way never to trust profiles or computer date matching algorithm results on persons he first met on the internet.

 

[Mojochi]

Cost of Living: Even the most overbearing & selfish parent in all of Star Trek thinks Worf is a terrible parent

Lessons: The lesson? Dating the boss is literally a dead end

 

[Eckauskas]

Evolution: Bob Kelso wants to kill some tiny robots and fire an egg into a star.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Evolution: Bob Kelso wants to kill some tiny robots and fire an egg into a star.

It's almost scrubbed!

 

[Herbert]

In Theory - Human woman seeks male love bot.

Or

In Theory - Male androids are as clueless about women as human males are

 

[GeordiFan]

The Arsenal of Freedom - Geordi separates the ship

Time Squared - Picard kills himself

The Ensigns of Command - Whoever dusts on the enterprise missed a spot

Sins of the Father - Worf tells Picard to shut up

Data's Day - Geordi is a lunkhead

 

[Twilight Phoenix]

Tin Man : a giant space pine cone calls for company.

Brothers : Data can't whistle well, but Lore does have a nice singing voice.

All Good Things : Cats ! Cats everywhere !

 

[Terok Nor]

The Naked Now - No one gets naked

Darmok - Shaka! When the walls fell!

The First Duty - NotTom Paris corrupts Wesley

Aquiel - The most boring officer in Starfleet romances the most incompetent officer in Starfleet

 

[TrickyDickie]

We'll Always Have Paris....It's a lot of shit like 'Algiers'.

 

[Farscape One]

"Attached" - Picard has some naughty thoughts...