Summarize An Episode Badly

[Twilight Phoenix]

Lower Decks : useless episode only meant to make us cry...

Sub Rosa : Beverly's eyes turn green.

Parallels : Deanna and Worf MARRIED o_o

Phantasms : Data's voice can be rather ear piercing...Also : taste the peptide cake ! It has mint frosting !!

Thine Own Self : Data becomes super hero IceMan Jayden and saves a whole village !

Masks : Data becomes a whole civilization and, for once, does not save the ship !

 

[Lance Warren Baylis]

"Riker enters a coma, relives the first two seasons."

Unfortunately the actual synopsis is... identical.

 

[at Quark's]

Q Who - Should ever Q show up for a job interview, don't turn him down.

 

[Marynator]

The Chase: We are Groot

 

[Twilight Phoenix]

Pen Pals + Hero Worship + The offspring + Thine own self : if Data ever wants to leave Starfleet, he should definitely work in child care !

 

[Twilight Phoenix]

All Good Things... : that episode with more cats than humans.

Pen Pals : don't let your kids use Chatroulette ! The little girl was lucky she found Data and not some old disgusting perv !

 

[at Quark's]

Encounter at Farpoint: McCoy didn't age gracefully. (Not that you would expect him to.)

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Okay, these aren't all TNG, but they fulfill the title of this post. https://www.ranker.com/list/worst-s...k&utm_medium=pd_partner&utm_campaign=FANSIDED

 

[Twilight Phoenix]

Thine Own Self : today, we're gonna learn how to build our own microscope !

Masks : getting ready for Halloween.

The Naked Now : drink safe, ask Data to take you home ! Unless you touch him. Then he's intoxicated too.

Sub Rosa : this is why you should always check your new home with an exorcist before buying it !

Data's Day : can I have some more Data with it, please ?

Phantasms : taste the cake's frosting !

 

[Finn]

I'm on a TNG rewatch

I'll play again


Skin of Evil: Tasha gets a 60s' style tattoo but never got to enjoy it.

11001001: Riker visits Sisko's hometown on the holodeck

Symbiosis: The crew is shocked when Kirk's son shows up...

 

[at Quark's]

(Not TNG, but still ... )

Broken Bow: How Starfleet's finest tradition got its start: protecting alien races from themselves.

 

[Nyotarules]

TOS shows

For the world is hollow and I have touched the sky - Dr McCoy takes drastic measures to have sex. AKA Why should Kirk get all the love?

The city on the edge of forever - Dynasty meets Time Tunnel,


Amok Time - menopausal male has HRT overload

 

[Mutai Sho-Rin]

Ummm - shall we stick with TNG, please. Someone could start a similar open thread in General Trek.

 

[SpocksOddSocks]

The Perfect Mate: Riker uses the holodeck for sex.

Where Silence Has Lease: The Enterprise computer tells Data to shut up.

 

[Finn]

Wasn't that in Conspiracy?

 

[SpocksOddSocks]

Where Silence Has Lease: The Enterprise computer tells Data to shut up.

Wasn't that in Conspiracy?

Yep, you're right. I went back and checked. it is Conspiracy. Can't for the life of me think why I was certain it Where Silence has Lease, but I really thought it was. Well, it was a couple of years since I last found the time to watch through the whole series.

 

[Finn]

It helps I just watched season one last week

 

[Mojochi]

The Emissary: Worf & his girlfriend fake it together

 

[Twilight Phoenix]

Birthright Part I : paintings, paintings everywhere !

Inheritance : always listen to your holographic dad !

The Outrageous Okona : Guinan has a terrible sense of humour.

In Theory : Data makes it absolutely clear Jenna's not his mother.

 

[Finn]

Unnatural Selection: Pulaski is turned on by a 12 year old boy.