And begins again in the next episode?
Summarize An Episode Badly
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And begins again in the next episode?
The Outrageous Okona - We find out how outrageous that Okona guy can really be!
Shades of Gray - We find out what happens to the quality of television series during a writer's strike.
Elementary, Dear Data - Niles from Nanny makes a guest appearance.
Shades of Gray - We find out what happens to the quality of television series during a writer's strike.
Elementary, Dear Data - Niles from Nanny makes a guest appearance.
Birthright, Part I : Worf goes throught interesting adventures ; but I didn't notice since I was too busy aaaawwwing at Data's dreams XD
Tapestry : Q saying "Morning, darling" to a naked Picard O_o
Qpid : perfect crossover between Star Trek and Once Upon A Time !
The perfect mate : all male officers' brains appear to be located lower in the body than expected...
Tapestry : Q saying "Morning, darling" to a naked Picard O_o
Qpid : perfect crossover between Star Trek and Once Upon A Time !
The perfect mate : all male officers' brains appear to be located lower in the body than expected...
The Next Phase - For some reason Geordi, who doesn't always have the best luck with women, doesn't go into women officers quarters to have a peak while he is invisible. Payback for all the times he felt like invisible man after he asked someone out for a date.
Pen Pals - Clue is in the title, Data gets a pen pal.
The Last Outpost - Quarks first appearance. What? That's not Quark? Letek who?
Pen Pals - Clue is in the title, Data gets a pen pal.
The Last Outpost - Quarks first appearance. What? That's not Quark? Letek who?
Kneecaps? As low as ankles?
Where No One Has Gone Before - They go where no one has gone before... except the guy who takes them there. He's probably been there before
Homesoil - Ugly bags of mostly water start a literal turf war
The Icarus Factor - We are shown 1st hand where Riker got his personality from
Homesoil - Ugly bags of mostly water start a literal turf war
The Icarus Factor - We are shown 1st hand where Riker got his personality from
Great idea for a bbs game, heres a few more:
Darmok: Picard learns Esperanto.
Sub Rosa: Beverly self-medicates.
Up the Long Ladder: Everybody in Ireland face-palms (the sound is mistaken for applause).
Shades of Grey: Fan-vid missing a Linkin Park mp3.
Masks: Jim Carey finds a mask and turns into a green alien.
Skin of Evil: Yar falls for a scam to do up her drive with some cheap left over tarmac.
11001001: Bonzai buddy and cuteFTP are installed without permission.
Darmok: Picard learns Esperanto.
Sub Rosa: Beverly self-medicates.
Up the Long Ladder: Everybody in Ireland face-palms (the sound is mistaken for applause).
Shades of Grey: Fan-vid missing a Linkin Park mp3.
Masks: Jim Carey finds a mask and turns into a green alien.
Skin of Evil: Yar falls for a scam to do up her drive with some cheap left over tarmac.
11001001: Bonzai buddy and cuteFTP are installed without permission.
A Matter of Honor: Riker makes a better Klingon officer than a Star Fleet one.
Journey's End
Preemptive Strike
The Next Generation is used as a platform to launch DS9 and VGR.
And Wesley becomes a ghost.
Preemptive Strike
The Next Generation is used as a platform to launch DS9 and VGR.
And Wesley becomes a ghost.
"Time's Arrow, Part II" - Data's head is older than his body.
"Realm Of Fear" - Transporter worms.
"Man Of The People" - Two rocks touch. Troi gets mad and sexy.
"Relics" - Big metal ball in space.
"Schisms" - The crew get anal probes.
"True Q" - Crusher is barking.
"Rascals" - Ferengi who have a pair of Klingon ships hijack the Enterprise, while Picard, Guinan, Ro, and Keiko get turned into children.
"A Fistful of Datas" - Troi plays with a big gun.
"The Quality of Life" - Little bots with growing brains.
"Chain Of Command, Part I" - New captain. New look for Troi.
"Chain Of Command, Part II" - There are four lights. No, there are five lights. What lights? There are four lights.
"Ship In A Bottle" - Moriarty's Menagerie.
"Aquiel" - A dog becomes a blob.
"Face Of The Enemy" - Dinner with Romulans.
"Tapestry" - Ronald D. Moore took Cher literally when writing for Picard.
"Birthright, Part I" - Ravens, anvils, and Soong... oh, my!
"Birthright, Part II" - Worf throws a farming tool.
"Starship Mine" - Yippee ki yay, intruders!
"Lessons" - Picard plays with his instrument... and so does she.
"The Chase" - DNA Rubik's Cube.
"Frame Of Mind" - Riker is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
"Suspicions" - Ferengi scientist comes aboard. Yes... a FERENGI scientist.
"Rightful Heir" - Gowron wins a fight. On his own.
"Second Chances" - NASA astronaut is only smart enough for the transporter room.
"Timescape" - J. Geils Band meets TNG.
"Descent" - Data gets angry. With help.
"Realm Of Fear" - Transporter worms.
"Man Of The People" - Two rocks touch. Troi gets mad and sexy.
"Relics" - Big metal ball in space.
"Schisms" - The crew get anal probes.
"True Q" - Crusher is barking.
"Rascals" - Ferengi who have a pair of Klingon ships hijack the Enterprise, while Picard, Guinan, Ro, and Keiko get turned into children.
"A Fistful of Datas" - Troi plays with a big gun.
"The Quality of Life" - Little bots with growing brains.
"Chain Of Command, Part I" - New captain. New look for Troi.
"Chain Of Command, Part II" - There are four lights. No, there are five lights. What lights? There are four lights.
"Ship In A Bottle" - Moriarty's Menagerie.
"Aquiel" - A dog becomes a blob.
"Face Of The Enemy" - Dinner with Romulans.
"Tapestry" - Ronald D. Moore took Cher literally when writing for Picard.
"Birthright, Part I" - Ravens, anvils, and Soong... oh, my!
"Birthright, Part II" - Worf throws a farming tool.
"Starship Mine" - Yippee ki yay, intruders!
"Lessons" - Picard plays with his instrument... and so does she.
"The Chase" - DNA Rubik's Cube.
"Frame Of Mind" - Riker is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
"Suspicions" - Ferengi scientist comes aboard. Yes... a FERENGI scientist.
"Rightful Heir" - Gowron wins a fight. On his own.
"Second Chances" - NASA astronaut is only smart enough for the transporter room.
"Timescape" - J. Geils Band meets TNG.
"Descent" - Data gets angry. With help.
"Way of the Warrior" Sisko stupidly starts a war with the Klingons; just because his girlfriend refused to act accordingly for blood screenings.
Homeward: Someone has the insolence to think that making a species survive is more important than keeping the Prime Directive. Of course, this pisses Picard off immensely.
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Descent I : more Borgs who are not The Borg...
Descent II : Data didn't update Avast and gets the "EvilLoreEffect.exe" trojan.
Interface : the future of video games, proudly presented by Geordi !
Descent II : Data didn't update Avast and gets the "EvilLoreEffect.exe" trojan.
Interface : the future of video games, proudly presented by Geordi !
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Inheritance in a nutshell :
JULIANA TO DATA : We could say...I'm your mother.
ME : ohmygodohmygodohmygod-- !!!!!!!!!
JULIANA TO DATA : We could say...I'm your mother.
ME : ohmygodohmygodohmygod-- !!!!!!!!!
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"Descent, Part II" - Data is still mad.
"Liaisons" - Picard kissed a dude.
"Interface" - Another VISOR usage never seen again.
"Gambit, Part I" - Alien Relic Hunter.
"Gambit, Part II" - Basketball player is a Klingon.
"Phantasms" - I want to taste your cake. With mint frosting.
"Dark Page" - How did that wolf get in the corridor?
"Attached" - My mind to your mind...
"Force of Nature" - Our engines suck.
"Inheritance" - Data, come sit on mommy's lap.
"Parallels" - There is no Klingon word for 'jolly'.
"The Pegasus" - Let's fly our ship into an asteroid. What can go wrong?
"Homeward" - STAR TREK meets THE OREGON TRAIL.
"Sub Rosa" - Beverly has sex with a ghost.
"Lower Decks" - We see 'the little people'.
"Thine Own Self" - Troi can't tell a hologram to go die.
"Masks" - The crew forgot their library card.
"Eye of the Beholder" - Troi's imaginary soap opera.
"Genesis" - The crew starts monkeying around.
"Journey's End" - Wesley says, "I think I can. I think I can."
"Firstborn" - Alexander... doesn't turn out so annoying after all?
"Bloodlines" - Picard missed the diaper stage.
"Emergence" - This train really has no idea where it's going.
"Preemptive Strike" - Riker boned Ro, so he has ridges on his nasal bone.
"All Good Things..." - The Q/Picard romance... the final chapter.
"Liaisons" - Picard kissed a dude.
"Interface" - Another VISOR usage never seen again.
"Gambit, Part I" - Alien Relic Hunter.
"Gambit, Part II" - Basketball player is a Klingon.
"Phantasms" - I want to taste your cake. With mint frosting.
"Dark Page" - How did that wolf get in the corridor?
"Attached" - My mind to your mind...
"Force of Nature" - Our engines suck.
"Inheritance" - Data, come sit on mommy's lap.
"Parallels" - There is no Klingon word for 'jolly'.
"The Pegasus" - Let's fly our ship into an asteroid. What can go wrong?
"Homeward" - STAR TREK meets THE OREGON TRAIL.
"Sub Rosa" - Beverly has sex with a ghost.
"Lower Decks" - We see 'the little people'.
"Thine Own Self" - Troi can't tell a hologram to go die.
"Masks" - The crew forgot their library card.
"Eye of the Beholder" - Troi's imaginary soap opera.
"Genesis" - The crew starts monkeying around.
"Journey's End" - Wesley says, "I think I can. I think I can."
"Firstborn" - Alexander... doesn't turn out so annoying after all?
"Bloodlines" - Picard missed the diaper stage.
"Emergence" - This train really has no idea where it's going.
"Preemptive Strike" - Riker boned Ro, so he has ridges on his nasal bone.
"All Good Things..." - The Q/Picard romance... the final chapter.
