Summarize An Episode Badly

[Twilight Phoenix]

The Naked Now : everyone lose their minds
Deja Q : Q is being a bigger ***hole than usual
Allegiance : looks like Captain Picard can win a karaoke competition
The Ensigns of Command : Data gets kisses

 

[JesterFace]

Rightful Heir - Honor! Empire! Bat'leth! Honor! Legacy! Kahless! Honor! Also, honor!

 

[Twilight Phoenix]

The Offspring : Android cuteness overload
Datalore : When you realize you will never get along with your sibling
Skin of Evil : Genetically modified petroleum takes hostage
Elementary, Dear Data : more android cuteness, now with extra Holmes !
Sins of a Father : Worf is angrier than usual

 

[Mojochi]

Peak Performance: Nobody has a peak performance, not Data, not Picard, not Kolrami, not even Riker, because all he did was marginally outwit Ferengi
Second Chances: Picard tells everyone to make Tom Riker feel welcome. Deanna & Will must've been daydreaming during that briefing
The Perfect Mate: She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign. She said "What you need is love potion number nine"

 

[Twilight Phoenix]

Captain's Holiday : Picard's desperate search for a place to read a book without being interrupted. Also : kisses and woohoo !
The Child : The reason you'd always have a morning-after-pill nearby, even if nothing happened in the first place.
The Measure of a Man : Data gets all the attention...I love it ! (Bonus: I hate Bruce Maddox)
The Dauphin : Wesley Crusher's first flirting attempt is interrupted by Chewbacca.
Legacy : Data falls in love with Tasha's sister...in his own android way !

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

"Unification"

Two generations meet as the legendary Spock encounters Captain Picard in a dark, damp cave where they talk and talk and talk.

 

[Twilight Phoenix]

Suddenly Human : Picard is forced to baby-sit a tantrum-throwing teenager.

Final Mission : Picard and Wes choose the worst possible vessel and veeeeryyyy surprinsingly get crashed.

Brothers : extra Lore cruelty mixed with a temporarily crazy Data : perfect !

Future Imperfect : Riker's birthday goes horribly wrong, then good, then wrong again, then strange, and then normal again.

 

[at Quark's]

Cause and Effect - No matter how many times you try to destroy the Enterprise, you won't achieve any permanent results.
Imaginary Friend - Never let grownups convince you to abandon these. They'll turn really nasty if you do.

 

[Twilight Phoenix]

Data's Day : 45 minutes of fangirl service

 

[Herbert]

The Perfect Mate: Famke Janssen is so hot, she'll make your forget your own name.

 

[evillouie]

Relics: The Enterprise encounters an ancient relic the size of a solar system, but everyone ignores him because they are studying the Dyson sphere.

Unification: Picard and Data go to Romulus where they encounter ambassador Spock who is making an appearance during November sweeps to promote Star Trek IV.

 

[evillouie]

Relics: The Enterprise encounters an ancient relic the size of a solar system, but everyone ignores him because they are studying the Dyson sphere.

Unification: Picard and Data go to Romulus where they encounter ambassador Spock who is making an appearance during November sweeps to promote Star Trek IV.

Sorry, that should be Star Trek VI. Maybe Spock is still getting himself together after Start Trek III.

 

[Leviathan]

Yesterdays Enterprise: Guinan is upset about Tasha Yar dying so creates an alternate timeline where Tasha dies.

 

[Twilight Phoenix]

Redemption : an allegory of American politics

Redemption II : Data commanding a starship *excited squeal*

 

[at Quark's]

Yesterdays Enterprise: Guinan is upset about Tasha Yar dying so creates an alternate timeline where Tasha dies.

I would have said : ... so creates an alternate timeline where Tasha dies 15 years early.

 

[φ of π]

Face of the Enemy.
Marina Sirtis gets to do more than sense "Pain!"

 

[Twilight Phoenix]

Silicon Avatar : tears from a mother and touching moments in past thanks to Data's memories. Beautiful episod

 

[at Quark's]

Time squared: Picard meets himself, is sorely disappointed by the experience, kills himself and lives happily ever after.

 

[Tenacity]

Chain of Command. Command of the Enterprise is give to the head of the federation fashion police, Troi is forced to change her clothes.

 

[Twilight Phoenix]

Hero Worship : Data acting fatherly : biggest cuteness overload since Lal appeared !

New Ground : Worf and Alexander - the main inspiration for Mufasa and Simba (same manes, same cuteness)

Is it me, or is Season 5 the ultimate cute season ?! I don't remember aaawwing so much at the previous ones !

 

[Jayson1]

Hollow Pursuits: Crew is baffled by a human acting like a human.

The Ensigns of Command: Data learns that if you scare humans they will do anything you say.

Disaster: Watch as O'Brien and Ro handhold Troi through her first command.

Ethics: Turns out breaking medical ethics can be a pretty good thing.


Jason

 

[JesterFace]

Galaxy's Child - Enterprise-D becomes a mommy. (through adoption)