That's you. Other feel differently. I thought the action sequences were some of the best I had ever seen.There was never any tension or excitement during the action scenes because there was no risk and I didn't care about the characters at all.
You really need to get out more.

No, just the truth.The battle cry of the apologist.
No, you are being foolish by acting that your subjective opinions are objective fact.Let me guess, I should just accept it for what it is and I'm also somehow foolish for expecting a good movie?
Because you didn't like it doesn't mean it was shitty.I can't tell you how many times I see those 3 statements repeated in half-assed attempts to defend shitty movies.
T2, Ironman2, The Phantom Menace, Attack Of The Clones, Fast and The Furious, The A Team, Hot Tub Time Machine...ectI'd challenge you to find a movie that has less plot than this.
I say this movie was fun because I had fun watching it.I'd say this fits in quite nicely at the bottom of the barrel with the rest of the garbage you're damning while holding this used condom of a movie up as some sort of fun romp.