Stupid things I hate

[B.J.]

. I had just gotten off work after about twelve hours, I was tired from shopping, and I knew I needed to go home and cook dinner for my husband.

Wait a minute... you worked for 12 hours and then had to cook dinner for your husband? He should be cooking you dinner.

I'd just offer to take my wife out to eat. She won't let me near the kitchen. According to her, I can burn water!

 

[Chimpy Chompy]

I am of course perfectly chilled and relaxed at all times and don't suffer from irrational hates.

except for people who drum their pen on the desktop, when i'm in power they're all going to be shot into space

 

[Me-Ike]

Nonsense! A person embracing darkness is a happy person!

I tried embracing darkness once. Trouble was, I couldn't see anything without the lights on.

*groan*

You must have hugged a puppy lately. Apparently, darkness did not embrace you.