Ok, evidence.. you have no evidence that the error was in Ebert's original copy; those of us suggesting that it might be an error introduced by a sub have no evidence for that...
Except, of course, for the fact that his name is on it, the fact that the text has been transposed through several media without editorial or authorial correction, and the fact that it is not a typographical error or one of attribution but several misstatements put together based on a clear misunderstanding of the scene in question.
If Ebert didn't make this mistake, then the person who did actually watched the movie, wrote the review on Ebert's behalf and was allowed to attach his name to it.
That's not terribly likely now, is it?
The
evidence I cite is in front of you; it's the review itself. Your alternative explanations are unsupported hypotheses intended to discount what evidence actually exists. Uh-uh.
Ok, we're going round in circles here, but one last time.
Newspapers and magazines are a collaborative effort. The reporter or writer whose name is on the piece does not see his/her text through to actual printing - it goes through the hands of editors, layout designers and sub-editors, each of whom have the authority to make changes in the process of putting the entire package together.
Your interpretation of the evidence is potentially flawed, because it's based on the mistaken belief that every word that sees print is exactly as written by the person credited, and that is not always the case. Indeed, I'd say that it's very rarely the case, though usually changes will be no more than a word cut here or added there to avoid 'widows and orphans'.
It's entirely possible that the mistaken reference to the new captain being 'Picard, played by Patrick Stewart' could have been added by a sub who needed to pad an under-running piece, or felt that the readers needed more information, and misintereted the press pack. Sorry if you don't believe that's credible, but it is, and I personally think that's just as likely as the reviewer who'd actually seen the movie having misread the scene so massively.
But we can't know for sure without reading his original copy. Unless... does the newspaper in question have a 'Corrections and Clarifications' column? 1994's a bit early for them to be standard, but if it did, any correction would often include an explanation of how an error occured.
Still, it's all a storm in a tea cup, not worth keeping rehashing ad infinitum.