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STTOS Ep. 1x02 - A Crewman's Chronicle [Arnie X]

ElectricBikeGuy

Ensign
Red Shirt
****Authors Comments: Warning, contains mild profanity. If profanity offends you, please consider this warning before reading. Also I did something a little different with this episode. Instead of Arnie, Bree and Roy responding to events like in episode one, I took the general story of Charlie X and adopted it to whats here. I probably won't stick to this style so if you don't like it as much as the first, worry not, the next stories are back to the old format :) And as usual, comments and suggestion (and praises) are always welcome ;) ****

ACT I

(premise - Arnie gets 'promoted' and is unable to control his new found 'powers')

Stardate: 1533.6

Out of all the stories I have to tell about my life, I have to say this is the most embarrassing. You're already aware I am not too bothered by telling my faults but this story. Well, it takes the cake.

So here we were, and by 'we' I mean myself and the 'blushing new couple' Bree and Roy. I admit, I was still chaffing under the collar by them two getting together. It was like a slap in the face to me. At least I put a stop to them getting it on in my cabin. That I just wasn't going to tolerate. Anyway, here we were sitting enjoying a nice meal in the Mess Hall of tasteless colored cubes chatting away and the topic turned to 'what we would do if we were in charge'.

It's a pretty common topic among us enlisted crew. We always think we have the answers but we don't. Yet, I didn't know that at the time...

"It's been a week and Ensign Snow is still riding me hard. She's assigning me all the crap work and I'm just about getting tired of it!" I moaned.

"You're getting tired of it? What about me? Babysitting you all day long is not what I consider 'enjoyable'." Commented Bree. Who just happened to be sitting, quite comfortably mind you, on Roy's lap. Much to my continual shirgrin.

"You should transfer over to the Security department baby. We still haven't completely filled the rosters since Green and the other's deaths." Said Roy to Bree, seemingly ignoring my presence all together.

Bree chuckled. "No way. Security's turn over rate is a tad too high for my tastes."

"I tried to transfer." I mumbled.

"Really?" Asked Roy, acknowledging me for the first time. "What did they say?"

I himmed and hawed. "They rejected me. Said something about my Phaser score was dismal."

My two shipmates laughed. Bastards.

"Well that's true. Your Phaser score IS dismal. As a matter of fact, its so dismal to call it dismal would be to say its better than it really is. It's that dismal." Replied Roy.

"Har Har." I said humorlessly then leaned forward. "The problem is, I'm a really good tech. It's just that no one sees it, especially the old 'Ice Queen'. Given the chance, I could run the Environmental Division like THAT!"
I prompted my comment with a determined snap of my fingers but the look of horror on my fellow shipmates faces told me all was not right with the world. Then I noticed that they weren't looking at me but behind me. The bile started rising in my throat and I swallowed hard to keep it down.

"Is that so crewman?" Said a voice from behind. The words turned my blood cold. Ice Queen indeed.

I turned around slowly and stood up to attention. "Um." Was all I could say. Needless to say, I wasn't looking forward to the coming storm. However, what happened next not only surprised me but everyone else at the table.

"Very well. If you think you can do a better job at running the Division than me, then do it." Ensign Snow said.

At first I thought I didn't hear her correctly. "Ex...Excuse me Ma'am?"

"You seem to think my job is easy." She shrugged matter-of-factly. "So proove it."

"How, exactly?" I managed between the Richter scaled thumps of my heart.

"Well, once I clear it with the Chief Engineer, you'll get a temporary promotion to Acting Lieutenant and be placed in charge of the Environmental Department." She explained.

"Acting Lieutenant?" I repeated in disbelief.

"That's right crewman, you'll out rank me." She replied like it was no big deal. "Ill get the OK's and by tomorrow you'll be the head hancho of the Division."

"I...I...um..." Was all I could say.

Was this really happening? It must be all some sort of cruel joke like some fraternity razing. But, I had to admit. She sounded dead serious. Like I was going to get a temporary promotion to OFFICER. And not just any officer, but LIEUTENANT. It was like what it would feel like to be king for a day.

"So?" She prodded.

I smiled triumphantly. I've been saying how good a job I could do. This was my change to prove it. "Alright. I accept Ensign."

"Whoa, it's still Ma'am to you. Until tomorrow at least." She warned.

"Oh, um right. Sorry, Ma'am." I replied.

With that she strutted away but before she got too far away she turned around. "Oh and Crewman Hinkle? I'd suggest you start studying the Officers Bible tonight."

"Yes Ma'am." I said than sat down with a stupid grin on my face. "You guys heard that right?"

Bree and Roy just nodded dumbly.

"What's up with that? I mean Ensign Snow has you shovling sewage for a week straight then just out of the blue decides to give you a field promotion to officer?" Bree asked.

I leaned back in my chair and grinned triumphantly. "Who knows, maybe things are starting to go my way for a change."

******

The rest of my shift didn't quite go as I expected. I thought it was going to drag like a child waiting for Christmas day but the news of my impending promotion spread around the division like wildfire. I had people coming up to me asking for favors and others threatening my with bodily harm if I crossed them. I was starting to get the dimmest sense that this might not be quite as easy as I had thought.

At the end of my shift Ensign Snow called me in her office to lay out the rules of this little 'exercise'. True to her word, she got permission from the higher ups for a temporary promotion to Acting Lieutenant with all the rights and responsibilities afforded that position. She even gave me a new uniform to go with my new rank. I had to say, I wasn't expecting quite so formal a show. I thought it was just going to be something like letting me act the part but have no real control but the way the Ensign told it, this was no simulation. It was the real deal. I was going to be a full on Lieutenant.

"Your temporary command will last for one week. How we will determine your performance will be by measuring the stats of the department now and in one week's time." Ensign Snow explained.

By this time I was getting a little suspicious of the Ice Queen's motives. I wasn't the only enlisted crewman to say how much better I could run things if I was in charge. Not by far. So why was I selected to be the guinea pig in this little 'experiment'?

Unfortunately, it wasn't like I had any real choice in the matter to bow out. I should have been smart and said no at the first mention of anything like this but the die had already been cast. The only thing I could do was my best. And hope it was good enough.

"I understand Ma'am." I replied.

"Very good." She said. "But from now on it's no longer Ma'am but Miss Snow."

"Yes Ma...um...Miss Snow." I said.

"You'll report for your duty at 0800 tomorrow with your new rank and your new uniform. I will be acting as your assistant so if there is anything you need or if you have any questions, please don't hesitate to ask." Then she held up her hand. "And before you ask, no I wont be overruling you at every turn. You're a Lieutenant now, which means you outrank me and as such talking back to you would be no different than talking back to any other superior officer."

"Sir, I have to ask. Why are you doing this?" I finally inquired. I just couldn't hold it in any longer.

"You said you could do a better job. I'm interested in finding out if you can." She replied.

"But why me? Enlisted crew talk all the time about how they could do things better. It's apart of being crew." I asked.

Ensign snow got up out of her desk, walked to the front and sat down on its edge. "In every crew, there is a black sheep. On the Enterprise, you are that black sheep. Sometimes those black sheep prove to be exceptional crew that harbor undiscovered potential, but sometimes they are just screw-ups. I'd like to know Mr. Hinkle, are you exceptional, or are you a screw-up?"

I should have just answered it right there and be done with it before it all started. Hell, I already knew the answer but I decided to play along.
"If there is nothing further Mr. Hinkle, you are dismissed." She said while standing up off her desk.

"Yes Ma'am." I replied.

Giving her a salute I stepped out of the office, Officers uniform in hand and headed straight to my cabin. Once there I set the box that contained my 'new' uniform on my bed and opened it up. Right there in front of my very eyes was a brand new uniform complete with Lieutenant's stripes along the cuffs. It even had that new uniform smell to it. Part of me was hesitant to even lay my enlisted hands on such a reverent and holy object. But come tomorrow, I was no longer an enlisted man, so I pulled it out of the box.
I sat staring at my new uniform for a few minutes until Roy and Bree came bounding through the door, storage boxed in hand. Roy gave me a crisp salute suitable for the CO but Bree seemed to be less enthusiastic about it all.

"Permission to enter Sir?" Asked Roy in his formal, enlisted to officer tone.

"Roy, its your cabin too. You don't need my permission." I said.

"Ah, but I do." He replied. "And it's not your cabin any longer Sir."

"What do you mean?"

"You're an officer now. With that, you have been reassigned to new quarters." Then he paused for what I could only guess was dramatic effect.

"In Officer's Country."

That's when it hit me that this wasn't merely a game. This was for real.

"Officer's Country?" I repeated shakily.

"That's right." Bree added less than enthusiastic. "We've been ordered to transfer your personal belonging to your new quarters."

"Well, actually I volunteered. Bree here was the one that was ordered." Explained Roy, then winked. "Kicking and screaming I might add."

"Unlike the two of you, I do not find any of this amusing." Bree commented humorlessly.

"Come on Bree, cheer up." Roy said and nudged her playfully. "One of us gets to be an Officer for a week. Something like that doesn't come around every day. Let the man enjoy it."

"Fine." She said grumpily. "But if he starts ordering me around, that's where I'm going to draw the line."

"That's his job Bree. Now come on, lets get his stuff boxed up and moved to his new digs." Said Roy.

The two started about their duties. Naturally I began helping out too but Roy held up his hand to stop me. "Sorry Sir, this is our duty. As an officer, you just sit back and supervise."

I hesitated for a moment then relented. I had to start acting the part sooner or later. I guess sooner was better. The good thing was that it didn't take too long. It wasn't like I had a ton of personal belongings. My heart nearly stopped when Bree discovered a certain something that I had forgot about.

Bree brought up a pair of under garments from my mattress and looked at me accusingly.

"What are these?" She demanded.

Oh Crap! I looked around the room in panicked horror. I knew I should have done the packing myself. There are just some things others aren't meant to see. But before you get the wrong idea, I just want to say I'm not a pervert or anything. Bree is like my dream girl, I just wanted a memento of the one and only occasion we were together. You know?

I chuckled nervously.

"You...um...left them." I said, quite unconvincingly.

"Ah, no I didn't." She replied firmly. "I know because I distinctly remember being fully clothed that morning. And, these weren't the pair of panties that I was wearing."

Damn! Only a woman would keep a running total of which under garments they wore on which day. It's really kind of annoying. But in my defense, she DID leave them. It just didn't happen to be on that particular night and not while she was with me...

Roy cleared his throat. "Bree, put them in the box and move on. That's none of your business."

Bree looked at Roy with a 'Are you mad?' expression while I just sat there in a stupefied silence.

"These are MY panties!" She accused.

"Regardless." Roy warned. "The attitude you have toward Lieutenant Hinkle right now is bordering on insubordination Crewman."

"Insubordination?!" She shot back in disbelief. "I don't believe this! You're taking HIS side?"

"Bree!" Roy called firmly. "Is this the kind of attitude you would display in front of an officer?"

"Well...no." She replied. "But Arnie is not an officer!"

"Yes, he is." He explained. "As of right now, he has the same power as any other Lieutenant on this ship. Including busting your arse for insubordination."

"But..." Bree replied weakly.

"But nothing." Roy said. "Apologize to the Lieutenant."

I have to admit. I was just standing there with my mouth hanging open. Here Bree was, rightfully pissed about discovering my stalker-like tendencies, and her boyfriend of all people was ordering her to apologize to me!

After a few tense seconds, Bree spoke through gritted teeth. "I'm sorry...for discovering what a..."

"Bree!" Roy warned.

"Sir." She finished after a moment of collecting herself.

I had no idea what to say so I just nodded. I was starting to realize, command had its privileges.

"Permission to carry on Sir?" Roy asked.

"Huh?" I replied. "Oh, yes. Carry on Crewmen." I replied.

"Thank you Sir." Roy said.

Bree and Roy finished packing my things. Thankfully I had nothing else of a 'dubious' nature for them to discover and soon we were walking down the corridors to Officer's Country. Oh, and just so you know, Bree looked like she was about to explode during the entire trip.

Before long, us three reached the precipice of what was Officer's Country. Now, for those of you not familiar with Starfleet or military tradition in general, on every starship there is a place known as Officer's Country. Officer's Country is simply the part of the ship where the Officer's cabins are. Most of the time its usually separated from the crew's by some distance, but not always.

Since the days of blue water ships, Officer's Country has been a place that has been completely off limits to enlisted crew. Crewmen simply were not allowed to even step foot in the area unless they were authorized by an Officer. Now, it's not like there were security officers protecting the area, it was just a custom thing. But, for a lowly crewman like myself, stepping foot into this space was like a heathen stepping on holy ground.

I felt completely out of place.

"Sir, shall we?" Roy prodded.

I took a deep breath to build up my nerve. I stepped across the boarder into Officers Country and waited for the impending alarms that would start blaring: "Alert, Alert - Unauthorized Enlisted Crew In Officer's Country!". To my surprise, nothing like that happened. In fact, it was no different than any other part of the ship. The few officers that we passed nodded politely.

We reached my new quarters and the door slid open automatically. It had already been pre-programmed to respond to my bio signature. I stepped in.
In all honesty it looked almost exactly the same as my old room, save that there was only a single bed in the sleeping area and not two. Yet, if felt like a castle to me. Private bath room, private bed room, private office. Sure it may not have amounted to more than 400 square feet of space but that 400 square feet was all mine. I walked around the room brushing my fingers against the bed, the desk and the cabinets reverently.

"Sir?" Roy asked.

I looked up to notice that him and Bree were still waiting outside with the boxes in their hands.

"Oh, right. Just set the boxes down on the desk." I replied.

"Aye aye Sir." Said Roy.

They did as they were ordered then stood there silently. At first I was confused but then it dawned on me.

"Dismissed." I ordered and both of them snapped a quick salute and filed out of my new cabin.

Before the door slid closed completely I overheard Bree say to Roy, "You and I are so through."
 
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ACT II

The first night in my new diggs was followed by my first morning as an officer. I wanted to look the part so I called up the only person I knew who looked like an officer, Roy.

My cabin door chimed.

"Enter." I said.

"Crewman Roy Kirby reporting as ordered Sir!" Said Roy in his formal enlisted to officer tone.

I had to give the man credit. He was certainly pulling out all the stops. It was his treatment that made me believe that I was really an officer. So I decided to play along.

"Mr. Kirby, please come in." I replied formally.

"Aye Sir." Said Roy as he stepped into my cabin.

"I called you here because, as you know, it is my first day on the job as an officer. I thought I could use a few pointers on how to best present myself and couldn't think of anyone better to provide those tips than you."

"I'm honored Sir!"

"Well then, shall we get started?" I offered.

"If I may?" He asked and indicated to my new Lieutenant's uniform.
I nodded.

Roy started tugging on my shirt, pulling the wrinkles out and smoothing the fabric until it was near flawless.

"Wrinkles don't befit an officer." He explained while working. "Nor does a 5 o'clock shadow."

Roy picked up a shaver and handed it to me. He quickly stopped me just long enough to throw a sheet over my uniform. Presumably so I wouldn't get any shavings on it's perfect surface. As I worked he gazed at me with a furrowed brow. Then he went over to the cabinet and pulled out what I could only guess as some sort of girdle.

"Put this on." He said and threw the girdle to me.

"A girdle?" I replied, frowning.

"Being an officer," He explained. "Is about appearances. If you don't appear like an officer, your subordinates will not respect you."

"OK." I said, not sure about it but I put on the girdle and looked in the mirror. "It doesn't make me look any thinner."

"It's not supposed to. Its supposed to smooth everything out." Roy explained."Now, for the hair. It's got to be perfect."

Roy began messing around with my hair, brushing it one way, then the other. After a few liberal applications of gel he stood back satisfied.

"There we go." He said.

I stood in front of the mirror and examined my new look. I had to admit, it was a night and day improvement over my old enlisted look. I was impressed.

"Now for your room." Roy commented.

"My room?" I Asked confused.

"Look," Roy began. "Being an officer isn't about just what people see. It's a way of life. This cabin is a disaster and you've only been here one night. Even though no one will see it, keeping it as presentable as you are when you are on-duty is imperative to being a good officer."

I wasn't really sure I understood what Roy was getting at but he was right about one thing. My cabin was a disaster. It looked like an ion storm had passed through it. We went about picking up the clothes littered all over the place and Roy doing is signature bed making. By the time it was all done, I had to admit, I did feel more 'real'.

"There. NOW you are an officer." He remarked triumphantly.
And he was right. Getting me and my cabin ship shape was like a caterpillar turning into a butterfly.

"Thanks for your help Roy." I said, truly meaning it.

He 'psh'ed' and replied, "Don't mention it Sir."

I paused for a moment and then brought up what I heard last night as him and Bree were leaving. "I heard Bree broke up with you. I'm sorry."

Roy waved the comment away like it was no big deal. "Don't worry about it Sir. That was my intent. Someone like me can't be tied down for too long. It was time to get back in the game."

"So you're not upset?" I asked.

"No way! There's plenty of luscious babes on the Enterprise just waiting for a little piece of Roy Kirby." He replied with his signature wink and finger gun.

I couldn't help but chuckle. "You man-whore."

"You got that right Sir!" He replied smiling.

"Well, I should probably report for duty." I commented, tugging a few last wrinkles out of my uniform.

"Go get 'em tiger!" He replied.

"Thanks again for your help Roy." I added, truly appreciative.

******

As I made my way down to my duty station, I couldn't help but noticed the glances I got from both the enlisted and officers alike. I was still pretty new, so I didn't know too many people which seemed to help. Those that did know who I was, at least the enlisted, looked at my uniform in utter confusion yet still gave me the respect due an officer. I admit I was getting pretty full of myself in my new roll and it hadn't even been a full day yet.
I stepped into Ensign Snow's office right as the chronometer chimed 0800. She was standing at the side of the desk with a digital clipboard in hand.

"Good morning Sir." She said.

"Good morning Ensign." I replied in formal officer tone. "So, what do we have planned for today?"

"I have taken the liberty to plan out the day's roster since it is your first day." She replied while handing me the clipboard.

I glanced at the roster and Snow's assignments. It was pretty normal.

"Very good." I said. "However, there are a few changes that I'd like to be made."

"Changes Sir?" Snow asked.

"Yes, changes."

I leaned back in 'my' chair and looked at the Ensign. It was now time to determine weather this little 'test' was for real or not.

"Ensign Snow, you have assigned personnel to clean the ship's sludge tanks nearly every day shift for the past week." I said, pausing for a reply.

"Yes Sir."

"This is unusual is it not? Since the sludge tanks are normally maintenance free?" I inquired, already knowing the answer.

I have to give the woman credit, if she was chaffing under my questioning, it wasn't showing.

"Yes Sir, normally they require little, if any, maintenance." She replied smoothly.

I stood up and clasped my hands around my back in a very 'officer' manner.
"I see. Then that leads me to believe there is a reoccurring problem with the tanks that has yet to be resolved. I would like you to look in on it."

"Aye Sir, I will get a crewman right on it." She replied.

I held up my right hand in the 'hold on a minute' fashion. "Actually Ensign, I would like you to look in on the problem personally."

This was it. This was what was going to tell me if I actually had free reign do manage this department as I saw fit or if this was all just for show.
To Snow's credit, all I could see was the slightest twitch at the corner of her mouth that signaled any displeasure.

"Of course Sir. Right away Sir." She replied.

"Are the crew waiting outside?" I asked.

"Yes Sir." She replied.

"Good. Then carry on Ensign." I said as I left the little office.

"Aye aye Sir." She replied and then stepped out of the office.

The seven other members of the division stood at attention in a single line. I walked up and down the line inspecting them closely as I have seen other officers do on many occasions.

"Good morning Crew. As you may know I will be acting Lieutenant of this department for the next week..." I started.

"I think it's already gotten too him." Whispered Joshua Hardin, who you may remember was one of my crew mates I shared a rather uncomfortable turbolift ride a week ago.

I turned on him and stared him straight in the eyes. "Is there something you'd like to say Mr. Hardin?" I inquired.

"Yea Sir, there is. You are no officer and I have no intention of playing along with this stupid game." He replied while folding his arms defensively.

"I see." I replied. "Are you saying that you intend to refuse my orders?"

"You bet your ass Sir." Hardin replied with particular venom on the word Sir.

I sighed in mock tiredness. "Very well Crewman."

I walked over to the wall mounted intercom and activated. "Lieutenant Hinkle to Crewman Kirby."

"Crewman Kirby here Sir." Came Roy's metallic reply.

"Would you please come down to Environmental Maintenance and escort Crewman Hardin to his quarters? He is being placed on report for refusing to obey orders from a superior officer." I asked.

"Yes Sir, right away Sir." Replied Roy.

"What?!?" Cried Crewman Hardin. "You...you can't do that!"

I wagged a finger in the air. "Oh, but I can Mr. Hardin."

A few moments later, the turbolift doors opened and Roy, followed by another security officer, entered the room and escorted Crewman Hardin away, protesting wildly.

I turned back to the remaining members of the crew. "Is anyone else wanting to 'not play along'? I asked."

"No Sir!" Came the unanimous replies.

"Good. Then you will find your assigned duties on the board. Dismissed." I said. "Oh, and Crewman Fontaine, would you please see me in my office."

I could see Bree's cheeks flush with color but she replied coolly. "Yes Sir."
Once her and I were alone I placed a small package before her on the desk.

"Bree." I began. "I just wanted to say, I apologize for um...yesterday."

"Thank you Sir." She replied curtly without even glancing at the gift.

"Well?" I pressed. "Are you going to open it?"

Bree hesitated for a moment and then picked up the small box. Carefully unwrapping it she opened the gift. She let out the tiniest of gasps.

"Its Rigellian Summer perfume." Bree said.

"Do you like it? It's your favorite right?" I asked.

"Yes it is." She replied, finally looking at me for the first time. "How did you know?"

I shrugged non-committally. "The point is, I don't want there to be any hard feelings between us. I like you Bree and I want us to get to know each other better."

"It seems like you already know me pretty well." She quipped.

"What do you say? You and I...." I left the question hang.

Bree sighed. "Arnie, why me? I know for a fact that Crewman Hughes likes you. Why not go after her?"

"I don't want Crewman Hughes!" I barked while slamming my fist down on the desk.

I admit, it was a little over the top. OK....WAY over the top. It even made Bree jump a bit. But what was I to do? I could see where this conversation was going. It didn't take a genius to realize I was in a no-win situation. I started grasping at straws.

"You know, I could make this next week really easy for you." I offered.
"Or...."

Bree glared at me. I would have glared at me too. Damn, the stupid things men do for the women they want.

"Are you blackmailing me?" She said in disbelief.

"Come on Bree, is it so difficult to even be a little nice to me?" I asked.

"Yes." She replied, her single word dripping with so much venom it could have stopped a Gorn's heart.

"Very well." I said, tugging on my uniform. "Effective immediately I'm placing you on special duty until further notice. You are assigned to wipe down the air return ducts on the entire ship."

Bree's mouth dropped open. "You can't be serious! You might as well just go and make me disappear!"

I shrugged un-apologetically. "Are you refusing an order Crewman?"

"No Sir." She replied through gritted teeth.

"Then I suggest you get too it." I replied lightly.

"Aye Sir." She replied and then stormed out of the office.

OK, before you start thinking I'm some sort of arse. Let me just say, in my defense, I was drunk with power. I had sway over everyone that terrorized me or treated me bad since I came aboard. Who wouldn't be tempted to perform a little 'payback'?
 
ACT III

As much as I hate to admit it, the rest of the week was a steady downward spiral. The crew that I didn't have confined to quarters eventually mutinied and Chief Engineer Scott finally stepped in to strip me of my rank and privilege. I was thrust back into my old enlisted rank in shame. With that, I was also reassigned to my old quarters and this time there was no one there to help me with moving.

I tossed my belongings haphazardly in the boxes that I had. I was feeling pretty pitiful and didn't care if I broke anything. I had made a complete ass out of myself and I knew it. The thought of requesting a dishonorable discharge from Starfleet crossed my mind more than once. It was painfully obvious that I was NOT Starfleet material.

A chime came from the door that was soon to be not mine.

"What." I answered glumly.

The door opened and Ensign Snow stepped in.

"Mr. Hinkle." She began.

I didn't have the energy nor self respect to snap to attention. I just stood their motionless, staring off into the vastness of my moving box.

"I made a complete arse of myself." I muttered to no one in particular.

Ensign Snow stepped in and the doors closed behind her.

"Yes you did." She agreed, then chuckled. "I have to say, its the first time I seen anyone in your position cause a mutiny."

I can't say that helped my mood any.

"Are you familiar with the history of Manfred von Richthofen?" She asked lightly.

I had to think about that for a few seconds. "The German flying ace of World War I? The Red Baron I believe he was called."

"Right." She nodded. "He shot down over 80 enemy planes during the war and was one of the most decorated fighter pilots during that era. Even today, some of his maneuvers are still being used."

"So what does the Red Baron have to do with me?" I asked.

"Well, what most people don't know is that Richthofen was almost washed out of flight training because he was one of the absolute worst students the instructors had ever seen. He crashed more than one aircraft and it was only through his family connections that was able to stay in." She explained.

"Are you trying to say that because I did such a terrible job at being an officer, I'll become a good officer?" I asked, intrigued by her comment.
"Maybe." She shrugged. "But there is one thing I do know. More is learned when failing at something than when you succeed."

You know, I had to admit. It made sense, and it did cheer me up a little because I definitely did learn something. It's a lot harder being in charge than it looks.

"Thanks Ma'am." I replied, cracking a small smile. "I just can't believe you're not mad at me for sending you to the sludge tanks."

"Oh no, I'm still pissed about that." She smiled then stepped into my face threateningly. "Trust me when I tell you that you are going to spend the foreseeable future performing every horrid and degrading task I can assign you. Is that understood Crewman?"

"Yes Ma'am!" I barked and cut a crisp salute.

"Very good." She smiled. "Now get your worthless butt out of Officer's Country and back to your crew quarters."

"Aye aye Ma'am." I replied and carried the contents of my boxes back to my old quarters.

******

"Hey buddy." Said Roy as I entered the room.

"Hi Roy." I replied.

"I heard things didn't turn out so well. I'm sorry." He said.

I just shrugged. "It's OK. Seeing how things worked from the other side of the coin makes me truly appreciate how hard it is to be an officer."

"Copy that."

Roy pulled out the familiar unfinished bottle of Romulan Ale. "Hey, I have an idea, lets celebrate."

"Celebrate what?" I asked.

"You coming back to the land of the living." Roy replied with a smirk.
I eyed the bottle and initially resisted then shrugged and said. "Sure, what the hell."

"Alright!" Roy said excitedly and pulled out three glasses and filled them with the blue liquor.

"Three glasses?" I remarked.

Just then a chime came from the door.

"Enter." Roy said.

Bree, in all her stunning beauty strutted into our cabin. For a split second I had a overwhelming impulse to dive under by bunk but that passed when I noticed that she didn't appear to be upset.

"Hello boys." Bree said.

"Care to join us?" Asked Roy with a wink.

Ah, now I got it, they must have made up and gotten back together.

"Don't mind if I do." She replied with a smile.

"Ah." I said. "I take it you two are back together?"

My two crew mates looked at each other and then looked at me with heads shaking in a 'No, what gives you that idea?' manner.

"I'll be back in a few minutes. I have a sudden urge for a stroll."
Commented Roy then slipped out of the cabin.

"Arnie." Bree began, once we were alone.

"Bree." I said at nearly the same time.

We both chuckled.

I started. "I acted like a jerk this past week and I don't know if there is any way you could forgive me but I just wanted to say I'm sorry."
Bree smiled, an actual warm, pleasant smile. "It's me that should be apologizing Arnie. When I found out you got to be an officer for a week I guess I got a bit jealous. I should have supported you. Instead I acted like a b*tch."

"It's no big deal." I replied, shrugging it off. "I just hope you can forgive me for that whole ...underwear incident."

Much to my surprise Bree actually giggled. "Actually, its kind of cute. In a creepy, stalker sort of way."

I chuckled just as the door opened and Roy popped his head in.

"Are we all kissed and made up?" He asked.

"Yes Roy." I said. "Come on in."

"Good! Because I am dying of thirst!"

The Ale was poured and the three of us held our glasses up in a toast.
 
A rather improbable scenar - being made an officer for a week - but perfectly in tone with your series. Arnie learned his lesson here and in the end everybody is happy again. Neat-o.

I'm still enjoying this. It's a bit like a Trek sitcom without the chessy laugh track. Good job.

PS: You can write out the word bitch. Really. Not a big deal.
 
Thanks Cejay for the comment :) Letting me know you're enjoying the stories keeps me wanting to write more.

Definitely Arnie is one of those that tends to attract 'unlikely situations' and I'm sure we will see more of it in the future!

Thanks for the tip on the profanity. I haven't looked around for the posting rules so I thought I'd err on the side of caution.

EBG
 
I'm still enjoying this. It's a bit like a Trek sitcom without the chessy laugh track. Good job.

I'm glad you noticed that. That was my original premise for these stories. What I wanted to do was write something that was live action, similar to Star Trek Phase II did (impressive stuff for a fan effort BTW).

I was thinking, if you were going to spend all that time and effort in building the sets, why do something that the focus is outside in CGI land? Many shows are low budget because they wrap themselves around the sets they have. All you have to do was shift the focus on what kind of story you're telling.

So this is my little experiment at exactly that: a Trek sitcom which I would probably have to TiVo if someone ever produced it for real :P
 
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