Storytelling Klingon Style!

[Tyjos Azari]

I was watching "The Sword of Kahless" and saw how well Kor told stories to everyone in Quark's bar.

And I wonder, how cool it'd actually be to have an old Dahar Master like Kor telling stories to children[especially human children] I wonder how that'd be like.

And makes me wonder who'd tell the better story:

Worf?

Kor?

Gowron?

Kahless?

Who'd put more Fire into the story, a story of great deeds and worthy of song!

 

[Navaros]

I say Quark tells better stories than all of them put together.

I love the story he tells his customers in House of Quark; brilliant acting by Shimerman there. He really put his whole body and soul into that story.

 

[Kibbin]

Worf doesn't strike me as a good story teller he seemed a little too uptight, bit too reserved, esp in tng.
Martok could spin a good yarn I bet, or Kor. Kor would be good

 

[Tyjos Azari]

Hmmm Quark telling a Story Klingon Style to a bunch of children.....though compare that to a legendary Dahar Master Kor, telling them the spellbinding stories of his great battles, complete with all the glorious details!

Worf, might be bland a bit telling a bunch of kids a Story Klingon Style, Gowron would probably add too much political intrigue to a story.

 

[SpyOne]

My money's on Kor.

Worf is too modest to jazz up tales of his own exploits, and reveres history too much to editorialize.

Gowron reveres history too little to stick to the story, and too immodest to let someone else be the hero of the tale.

The Clone Kahless would just parrot the official versions of history.
The real Kahless .... well, the one from the novel would brag well but miss the moral of the tale.

 

[Tyjos Azari]

I now that you think of it would LOVE to be say in a library listening to Kor tell tales of his glorious battles to a large group of children all wide eyed waiting for more,even to the point it'd have EVERYONE listening to his story.

I think Kor would draw a huge crowd after all telling about the saga of how he and worf found the Sword of Kahless.

 

[Admiral Shran]

Kor, he knows how to tell a story, even if it isn't 100% accurate.

 

[EEE]

Personally, I'd hold out for Garak. Now that would be a well spun story!

 

[Mr. Scott]

Gowron would tell stories about pulling the three testicles of a Naussican and shoving it in his mouth before sticking his dagger through his neck...with those crazy dude eyes of his bulging out.

Martok would tell more bar like stories about fighting, but you can get him to talk about sports and women and other things men like to talk about.

Kor and Kahless could tell stories about how stupid the Federation was in the old days, especially that evil, worthless Captain of that Original Enterprise.

 

[Tyjos Azari]

Gowron would tell stories about pulling the three testicles of a Naussican and shoving it in his mouth before sticking his dagger through his neck...with those crazy dude eyes of his bulging out.

Martok would tell more bar like stories about fighting, but you can get him to talk about sports and women and other things men like to talk about.

Kor and Kahless could tell stories about how stupid the Federation was in the old days, especially that evil, worthless Captain of that Original Enterprise.

Kor would probably also insult the Enterprise by saying it's a Garbage Scow! LOL

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

Personally, I'd hold out for Garak. Now that would be a well spun story!

Ha ha that would be awesome!

Worf wouldn't be very good... "And then I fought him and killed him. The end."