Steven Seagal: Vampire Slayer!!!

[Aragorn]

There are some really bad behind-the-scenes stories regarding Seagal's current career path -- stunt doubles, someone else doing the voice looping for his character, etc.

 

[Mr. Adventure]

^ Damn whitey! Denying Don "The Dragon" Wilson the role of a lifetime!

We must watch too many bad movies because when I saw the cover and description my first thought was he should have teamed up with Don "The Dragon"* Wilson.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113981/



* sorry Don you will always be The Dragon no matter what you do to distance yourself from that

 

[Hermiod]

Unfortunately it is coming out too late for this years Oscars.

The Academy has announced that they are delaying the Oscars so it can be included and to give the producers time to dub it in to Hungarian so it can be included for the Best Foreign Lanuage film as well.

 

[God Magnus]

Half Past Dead but Hard To Kill, Steven Seagal is Out For Justice. Marked For Death by his Out Of Reach nemesis The Glimmer Man, he will travel On Deadly Ground and set a Fire Down Below with his Flight Of Fury. Against The Dark, he will go Into The Sun. As a Mercenary For Justice, his favorite saying is, "Today You Die."

You win for funniest post of the day.

 

[BenRoethig]

What's he going to do, glare them to death?

Nah. He's going to infiltrate them then reveal he's actually an undercover cop and start kicking their asses.

 

[Falcor5]

Half Past Dead but Hard To Kill, Steven Seagal is Out For Justice. Marked For Death by his Out Of Reach nemesis The Glimmer Man, he will travel On Deadly Ground and set a Fire Down Below with his Flight Of Fury. Against The Dark, he will go Into The Sun. As a Mercenary For Justice, his favorite saying is, "Today You Die."

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Half Past Dead but Hard To Kill, Steven Seagal is Out For Justice. Marked For Death by his Out Of Reach nemesis The Glimmer Man, he will travel On Deadly Ground and set a Fire Down Below with his Flight Of Fury. Against The Dark, he will go Into The Sun. As a Mercenary For Justice, his favorite saying is, "Today You Die."

Those Executive Decision makers who are Above the Law will be Under Siege, too. Dark Territory awaits...

 

[God Magnus]

AICN has a review (go figure, didn't think anyone would bother): http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39496

 

[Locutus of Bored]

They had to make the bad guys vampires in this because they couldn't come up with any more reasons why Seagal has to fight every battle without ever moving his lower body. "Hey wait, the vampires all come at him because they want his blood. That's the ticket!"

The fighting from his hospital gurney in 'Hard to Kill' actually wasn't in the script, he just had a bad case of the Mondays and said "fuck it, I'll fight 'em like this."

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

AICN has a review (go figure, didn't think anyone would bother): http://www.aintitcool.com/node/39496

Even the Seagal appreciating reviewer found it lame. That's pretty bad.

Linden Ashby...first Resident Evil 3 and now this. Watch out for type casting!

 

[Captain Gandalf]

Yep, he really HAS become fat..

 

[Aragorn]

Linden Ashby...first Resident Evil 3 and now this. Watch out for type casting!

It could be worse. Ashby was on a soap opera earlier this year. I bet he's the one person who's upset Mortal Kombat 3 never got off the ground.