The good guys win, UEMA and UESPA personnel develop respect for one another, Maria gets a command of her own, Archer is awarded a dual UEMA commission as a measure of respect and dies heroically during the Earth-Romulan War, Trip and Diva pair up, and Malcolm and Polly get married and live kinkily ever after.
oh, I wasn't supposed to say that, was I? Sorry.
Have you been reading my notes?
Another short piece. I'm finding it difficult to get the time to write at the moment, so I'll try to do quicker pieces to keep the momentum going rather than wait 'till I've time for my usual monolithic chapters.
UES Enterprise. En route to the Theta Iota system. Warp 3.62
17th May 2151.
Marine Commander's Office.
Malcolm Reed had the look on his face of someone who has bad tidings to deliver, and wasn't sure how they would be received. He cleared his throat several times as if ready to speak, but never followed through.
Feeling sympathetic, Captain Archer said "Please speak freely, Lieutenant."
Reed took a deep breath, like a diver preparing to plunge into icy waters. "Sir, I...sir. Oh Lord, sir, this is a bad idea sir. Really bad. Dreadful. Sir."
Archer leant forward over Reed's desk. "Don't mince words Malcolm, tell me what you
really think." he said with a smile.
Rubbing the bridge of his nose wearily, Reed said "We are planning a possible rescue operation. An infiltration by stealth onto a hostile vessel, to recover the Vulcan Premier from an enemy we know practically nothing about. Not their numbers, not their aims, not their weaponry, not even their race. And--"
"We know there are humans and some Vulcans amongst them." Archer interrupted.
"But is that all, or are their others? They've used these Yridian fellows as go betweens. For all we know there could be a dozen other races involved. And now you tell me that you want to accompany us on the op., along with Lieutenant Sato and the Vulcan aide, T'Pol."
"And you think that's a bad idea." said Archer, a statement not a question.
"Do I still have permission to speak freely?" At Archer's nod Reed went on. "You're damn right I do. If anything goes wrong, it could turn into a combat situation. With respect, you're really not trained for that."
"And if everything goes
right, then it could turn into a diplomatic situation. And you and your people aren't really trained for that, are you?"
Reed's shoulders slumped. "No sir."
Archer said "Make no mistake about it, I intend to get the Premier back by any means necessary. But that doesn't mean we go in all guns blazing. If negotiation has a chance, that's what we'll try. If it fails, then your methods are still an option."
"So, you're our best chance for a diplomatic solution. OK, I'll grant you that. What about the other two?"
"You said it yourself, there may be multiple races involved. Hoshi is our best communicator. And T'Pol, as a Vulcan national, may be useful dealing with the Premier when we find him. She volunteered by the way. Used to be in their military."
Reed sighed. "D'you know what the most infuriating thing about this is?"
"Go on."
"If this was a military ship I'd have the authority, under regulations, to prohibit you from doing this. If we get through this alive that's one little rule I'd recommend be adopted for all combined service missions. Right, if we're doing this you'd better get Sato and T'Pol down here."
Archer grinned. "They're here already, in the outer office."
***
In fact, only T'Pol was waiting in the outer office. Burke, Reed's administrative assistant, explained that Sato had announced that she was going 'for a look around', before disappearing through the door into Marine territory.
Following the sound of laughter and loud voices, Archer, Reed and T'Pol soon tracked the Lieutenant to one of the barracks. Here, a nervous looking Dumont stood side on to a wall, an unlit cigarette in his mouth. At the other end of the barracks stood Hoshi, riffle shuffling a deck of cards one handed.
"You! Name a card, any card!" she said.
The marine she pointed at, Tipping, thought for a moment. "Errrr....seven of hearts?" he hazarded.
Without looking she held the deck out towards him, vertically. Slowly one card rose, apparantly of it's own volition. It's back was towards the watching marines. Lightning fast, she snatched the card from the deck and sent it spinning down the barracks towards Dumont. He flinched as it whirled past his nose, neatly bisecting the cigarette. There was a brief spattering of applause.
"Ladies and gentlemen, is
that your card?"
Dumont picked it up, showed it to the others. "Errrrr, no. Two of diamonds. Sorry."
"What, really? Oh well, can't win 'em all."
"Good throw, though." Dumont added. "In fact----"
He was interrupted by 'Red' Grant, who'd spotted the visitors. "Officer on deck!"
"Well I'm glad to see you're all so busy." Reed said, following the pounding of marine boots as they leapt to attention. "What with a major op. being imminent, it'd be
terrible if you started slacking off at this difficult time. Good job that you're all so dedicated to the job, that that would never happen."
There was a muttered chorus of "Sorry sir." from the assembled marines.
"Right. Carry on."
Giving Sato a stern look, Reed led them along a narrow corridor to a store room. From a locker he produced what looked like a child's romper suit, though clearly adult sized. It was charcoal grey, with a vaguely metallic sheen. He held it up for their inspection.
"Right, you'll all have to wear one of these under your uniforms."
Archer took it from him and held it up to Sato. "You've a good eye, Malcolm. This is almost exactly Hoshi's size."
Now it was Reed's turn to grin. "Actually sir, that one's for you."
Archer looked startled. "I'm not quite sure I could get into there."
"We've been running a few simulations." Reed said. "Using the information on record, plus the recollection of those crew members who have served on Neptune class frigates, we've created a virtual copy of the enemy ship. My men have been exploring it with the VR equipment. Making sure they know there way round. We've all been on Neptune's anyway, as part of military exercises, but the VR system lets us do a bit more training.
"There's one factor that keeps coming up time and again. Apart from the main access corridors, it's very cramped, congested. If we go in there in full environmental suits it'll slow us right down. Too many choke points. And it doesn't matter how good your armour is, staying put and letting the enemy dictate the battle is a bad idea. So we wear these."
He took hold of the sleeve in both hands and stretched it. It sprang straight back when released. "If we can't have a full pressure suit on then this is the next best thing. Worn next to the skin it applies a constant elastic pressure that'll keep your organs in place should you suddenly find yourself in a vacuum. That, normal uniform, and standard body armour should see us through."
"I assume there's a way for us to breathe?" Hoshi asked, examining the material.
"You'll be fitted for a full face helmet. It's got an integral twenty minute air supply. Your back pack will keep you breathing for twelve hours, so you should have no trouble on that score. Oh, you'll be needing this as well." Reed said, putting a small packet on the table.
Archer picked it up, brows furrowed as he read the label. "Modelling clay? My nephew plays with this stuff. What do we need it for?"
Reed tried, unsuccessfully, to hide his smirk. "If you do enter a vacuum, any concave areas on you body would swell up till they filled the gap under the suit's fabric. Very uncomfortable. You can use this stuff to fill the gaps before hand. The top brass spent millions trying to develop something suitable, only to find this commercially available stuff does the job. Typical. Anyway, you'll need to fill out your armpits, small of your back, and, ah, lower down. And both of you ladies will need some..." He trailed off, and gestured vaguely to his chest.
"Her more than me." Hoshi said ruefully.
T'Pol's eyebrow raised slightly, but she kept her silence.
"Any questions?" Reed asked. There were none. "In that case I'll get Burke to scrounge up the necessary equipment. Whilst he's doing that, we better get down to the range. I know what you said, Captain, but none of you are coming until I'm satisfied you know what part of a firearm should be pointing at the enemy."
***
It is a small matter, almost too trivial to relate, but while Archer and the others were being given a crash course in weapons operation, a small group of Marines went for their latest familiarisation training. As they placed their VR helmets upon their heads one of their number, Tipping, removed it in surprise.
"What the hell?"
Tucked neatly into the helmet, directly in front of the display, was a playing card.
The seven of hearts.