Spoilers Starship Design in Star Trek: Picard

You're wrong.

 

Very funny.

 

I try to keep things in perspective thanks to XKCD.

 

Any association between the word "sexy" and the Trekyards nerds can only be ironic.

 

The best was the other night when the drunken bearded one basically called Troi out for being hideously ugly.

 

I remember seeing this when Enterprise was still on the air.

 

Classics never die.

 

That's why it was posted. Random stuff from Bermantrek is all the rage these days.

 

That would have been the guy who goes by Captain Foley.

 

Oh, I know his name. I just refuse to address anyone as "Captain" without any kinda swearing in ceremony.

 

That's "Lord" Captain Foley, you plebian.

 

Also, given that he may not have had any experience in any field that warranted him getting that rank (other than some make-believe organizations or role playing games), I think it's a little childish to use it otherwise.

 

He's Stuart Foley - not confidential information or "doxxing," it's right on the website. I suggest we just call him "Stuey."

It's the Stuey and Sam Show.

Kind of like those lame morning drive-time DJ teams on FM that you used to wish would just shut the fuck up and play the music.

 

My memory is a little hazy, but didn't we already have a "Stewey" back in the day? I was around back then, under a name I've long forgot, but wasn't he a Lord Supreme Asshole? I wonder.....

 

Wait! You forgot the Starship Class starships.

 

The SNW is just a Constitution class. Says so right on the plaque.

 

Well there's your answer! The TOS series says Starship class. Clearly Pike is flying a different ship from Kirk.
(dives behind sofa quickly)

 

Ya gotta try better than that

 

The new dedication plaque plays it both ways.

"STARSHIP CLASS: CONSTITUTION." Which works.