The best was the other night when the drunken bearded one basically called Troi out for being hideously ugly.
Oh, I know his name. I just refuse to address anyone as "Captain" without any kinda swearing in ceremony.
Also, given that he may not have had any experience in any field that warranted him getting that rank (other than some make-believe organizations or role playing games), I think it's a little childish to use it otherwise.
He's Stuart Foley - not confidential information or "doxxing," it's right on the website. I suggest we just call him "Stuey." It's the Stuey and Sam Show. Kind of like those lame morning drive-time DJ teams on FM that you used to wish would just shut the fuck up and play the music.
My memory is a little hazy, but didn't we already have a "Stewey" back in the day? I was around back then, under a name I've long forgot, but wasn't he a Lord Supreme Asshole? I wonder.....
Well there's your answer! The TOS series says Starship class. Clearly Pike is flying a different ship from Kirk. (dives behind sofa quickly)