Star Wars jokes

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

The Jedi Academy was having a rugby game, masters vs padawans, with Yoda refereeing.

Anakin was about to carry the ball over the goal line when Obi Wan crashed into him, knocking the ball out of bounds and kicking Anakin in the shin.

Anakin complained that Obi Wan did it on purpose, while Obi Wan claimed it was an accident, saying that he slipped on the dewy grass.

After much deliberation, Yoda declared that the play was dead, or as he explained, "Dew, or dew not, there is no try."

(For people unfamiliar with rugby, a scoring play (rugby touchdown) is called a try.)

A try is a way of scoring points in rugby union and rugby league football. A try is scored by grounding the ball in the opposition's in-goal area (on or behind the goal line).

 

[Michael Two Wolves]

Feeling in a particularly snarky mood tonight, so why not cast a ninth level Wish on this thread to resurrect it from the grave?

You know you're a Star Wars fan when your old man laughs at your new ride and asks, "How fast does it go?" and you reply, "Fast enough for you, old man."

You know you're a Star Wars fan when you try unsuccessfully to get the last cheerio in the spoon and mutter, "The Force is strong with this one."

You know you're a Star Wars fan when you're drunker than you've ever been in your life and still remember that the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are three thousand seven hundred twenty-to-one.

You know you're a Star Wars fan when your girlfriend accuses you of stealing her eggos and you reply, "These aren't the droids you're looking for" with a wave of your hand.

You know you're a Star Wars fan when that same girlfriend then turns around and laughs at your small penis and you imitate Yoda's voice and say, "Size matters not! Hmmf!"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

What is Orson Krennic's least favorite adult beverage?

Spoiler

Jyn and tonic