But, if you really want a more...accurate(?)... joke, here's a replacement book title:
"Admiral Raddus: No, I'm Not Admiral Ackbar, Stop Asking Me if its a Trap".
Given that Raddus was voiced by Stephen Stanton, that's not the best joke you could come up with. (For example, Stanton has done a lot of other voice work for
Star Wars, including Tarkin; I actually found it a little funny that they chose to hire him for the movie but have Guy Henry do Tarkin's voice, given that Stanton does an excellent Tarkin and it would create a bit more uniformity in the actors. Oh, well, fun trivia.)
I'm having a hard time working out the
Ratatouille reference. If you're saying that not every person can write a good book, the new canon has definitely proven that beyond a shadow of a doubt

If only people like Chuck Wendig, Claudia Grey and, unfortunately, Timothy Zahn could learn that lesson, the new canon might not be generally terrible.
The point I was making is that the type of book something is (adult novel, teen novel, comic, short story, picture book, etc.) does not make it inherently bad or good. What makes it good is the quality of work and production that went into it for what it is (for example, it would be unfair to compare
Calvin and Hobbes to
Moby-Dick; they're different mediums and the marks of quality for their genre are different -- which is kind of what I feel like you do). However, we've done this dance before, so let's just leave it at I feel more positive about the selection of upcoming
Star Wars material in terms of what we're getting and the variety of kinds.
If the reference is something about moving on to something else if you don't like one thing, I'd point out there are only two actual books to choose from, the video game tie in and the book about the pointless side character. That's it for the rest of the year. I mean, the new canon puts out very few good books, in 2014 we got New Dawn and Tarkin, 2015 had Lords of the Sith, and 2016 had Ahsoka.
Don't forget about the comics.
Star Wars ongoing is still ongoing (and at worse has been a fun diversion). The guys who did the original
Darth Vader series (best
Star Wars comic series ever -- from my experience to date) are doing another one about the Dark Lord. Don't forget more Dr. Aphra stuff, too (in the top three reasons why rebooting
Star Wars was totally worth it).
Also, is that list the entire publication slate or just the highlights?
So I'm used to there being only about 4 real GA books getting published a year (not counting novelizations), and usually only one being any good. But, I was hoping that a one good book a year minimum would be maintained. Not that I think that was intentional, I'm half convinced quality doesn't factor into any of the book divisions decisions, it was just a nice coincidence that one good book usually gets published in a year. Looks like 2017 is the first (of quite possibly many) years without a good SW book.
Well, how many of the "adult" hardcover novels are published is between Del Rey and Disney and doesn't really concern the companies who do the the YA-related stuff. I don't know what their strategy is, but I guessing the fact that
Star Wars is now an ongoing movie series may be affecting things. Unlike before, where the movie series was ended and the Legends tie-ins were the only new material (which means that they were the stuff driving the story forward), now the movies are where the bulk of new storytelling, direction, and the main shaping of the franchise is at. It might simply be that under current circumstances, the tie-ins' function is "doodling in the margins of a story worth telling" (to quote Dr. Aphra from the
Darth Vader comics). (And to be fair, that's the only reason that tie-ins exist in a movie/TV franchise. That, and profit.)
So, maybe we need to change our expectations as to what the
Star Wars Expanded Universe is now?
I don't know what the anthology is supposed to be, but I'm not even going to bother to look it up. Disney doesn't even bother to hire decent writers for most of its full novels, its outright frightening to think about what "writers" they'd get for an anthology. Probably a few of their regular hacks (Grey, Wendig) and a bunch of whatever stories they could get really cheap from mostly unknown people.
The thing is called
From a Certain Point of View. It sounds like a spiritual successor to the
Tales From... anthologies. This one has forty-some short stories of an unspecified length that are set in scenes from ANH, but are told from the perspectives of background characters. Case in point, we'll probably get some material from the perspective of the Stormtroopers who chase our heroes across the Death Star. That kind of thing.
The authors are waving their normal paycheck to be donated to charity instead, so it sounds like a noble cause and a not half bad way to celebrate ANH's 40th anniversary.