Star Trek XI Official Countdown Thread AKA Cog's Precog Blog

[Samuel T. Cogley]

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Cogley's Log, Stardate 365 DTG:

One year to go. 365 days. As the fans continue to turn their hatred in upon themselves, the general public still has no clue that a new Star Trek movie is on the way, nor would they care even if they knew. We have begun to eat each other to survive. I have cut strips of flesh from the frozen buttocks of Starship Polaris, but I cannot bring myself to eat them... Yet.

Hopefully, the new year which is nearly upon us will cause us to lick our wounds and safely coast through the homestretch until this new movie gets released. When Star Trek XI premieres, will there be any Trekkies left alive to care?

We are almost there. We are almost home...

TrekBBS, Cogley's Personal Log: With most of our battle damage repaired we are almost home. Yet I feel uneasy, and I wonder why... Perhaps it's the emptiness of this forum? Most of our newbie crew has been reassigned to other forums; TeamTrek and my son, Matt, are exploring the Paramount lot and sets, which he helped create; and the Star Trek XI forum feels like a house with all the children gone. No... more empty even than that. The death of the franchise is like an open wound. It seems I have left the noblest part of myself back there on that newborn soundstage.

 

[Matt]

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Now that I've been forewarned, I'll make sure to give Kruge the secrets of "Project: Reboot."

 

[ancient]

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Damn 2008.

Why'd it have to be a leap year and make me wait an extra day?

This is further proof that Abrams is the world's hugest dick, and has the world's smallest dick. He has the gall to make a movie that he claims I will like. Yet he offers no proof that I will like it. Therefore he must be hiding something. Something dark and terrible...

It's time that he finally admitted that his idea sucks and I will hate it. He may have bought an extra day from 2008, and maybe a few hours from day-light savings time, but sooner or later, INEVITABLY, he will have to reveal what a horrible mutation his movie is.

And on that day I will LAUGH! Because I predicted that the movie was the suck and it WAS the suck. Which makes me awesome. It will be so sucky that I won't even have to SEE it in order to be offended by how tripe and moronic it is.

If Abrams was smart, he would've opened my fanscript rather than sending it back to me unopened. The Fucker. I am entitled to be heard. Now the world will never know the brilliant, nay, DIVINE movie which I wrote. It was about Riker and 7of9 and T'Pol and Wesley thrown back in time by Q and Trelane to save the Andorian planet from the Sona. I know it sounds a little fanboyish, but I KNOW TREK and wrote it in a good way.

I demand respect. Begin respecting me...NOW.

btw, happy new year!

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

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ancient said:
Damn 2008.

Why'd it have to be a leap year and make me wait an extra day?

This is further proof that Abrams is the world's hugest dick, and has the world's smallest dick. He has the gall to make a movie that he claims I will like. Yet he offers no proof that I will like it. Therefore he must be hiding something. Something dark and terrible...

It's time that he finally admitted that his idea sucks and I will hate it. He may have bought an extra day from 2008, and maybe a few hours from day-light savings time, but sooner or later, INEVITABLY, he will have to reveal what a horrible mutation his movie is.

And on that day I will LAUGH! Because I predicted that the movie was the suck and it WAS the suck. Which makes me awesome. It will be so sucky that I won't even have to SEE it in order to be offended by how tripe and moronic it is.

If Abrams was smart, he would've opened my fanscript rather than sending it back to me unopened. The Fucker. I am entitled to be heard. Now the world will never know the brilliant, nay, DIVINE movie which I wrote. It was about Riker and 7of9 and T'Pol and Wesley thrown back in time by Q and Trelane to save the Andorian planet from the Sona. I know it sounds a little fanboyish, but I KNOW TREK and wrote it in a good way.

I demand respect. Begin respecting me...NOW.

btw, happy new year!

QFT






JGJGJD

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[enlisted person]

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I just found out about this new movie, fill me in folks, please. Is it true that Simon Pegg is gonna be the new Scotty? Lots of people tell me I look like him, so I could have some fun with this at a convention or something if I got the uniform.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

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Santa T. Claus said:I have cut strips of flesh from the frozen buttocks of Starship Polaris, but I cannot bring myself to eat them... Yet.

You could at least start a little higher, dude - the love-handles are a real problem and I'm not ready to shell out for lipo-dissolve.