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Star Trek XI Caption Contest #38: Vat's the Wector, Wictor?

Nerys Myk

Sgt Pepper
Premium Member
But first :
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If it's not Scottish its... Award

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Spock: "Food reserves are depleted. There is only one logical course of action".

Kirk: "Scottish fare isn't the best.."

Scotty: "Why is everyone looking at me?"

Mr Snot Award

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Pine (to himself): My God, is that a booger on his finger? It is! Geez, really Mr. Nimoy? I can't let him touch my face with that. Think fast, Chris.
Pine (shouting outloud): Rastifarian!
Abrams (off camera): Cut! What the hell?
Pine (to himself): Whew!

Space Pope Award

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Spock: … In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen

What's the Difference Award

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Scotty: "I guess the short dude's Yoda. The young guy must be Skywalker. You Obi Wan or what?"
Spock: "The damage to the timeline is worse than I thought!"


Herkimer Jitty Sweeps it Award

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Quinto: "First Sherlock, then this movie, now The Hobbit? I'm sorry, I have to stop you before it's too late."

[He neck pinches Cumberbatch.]

Cumberbatch: "NO!!! Rule over the nerds is mine!! Miiiiiine...."

[He passes out]

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Villain: "Look out! There's a giant space monster behind you!"

Uhura: "Like I'm falling for that."

Villain:
"It's true, just look behind you once they put it in post."

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Spock: "I can shout louder!"

Villain: "No, I can!!!!"

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Quinto: "Hey, bro... how do you feel about your stunt double looking like a cooler MOFO than you do? Bet it stings, huh?"

Cumberbatch: "Steal his sunglasses for me. I might start crying."

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Uhura: "Somebody pin this thread, or else there won't be another episode of Sherlock ever again!"
 
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And now the pics for this contest

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Chekov: Sure, I am old enough to drink American whiskey, it was inwented in Leningrad! I can do zis!!

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Chekov: Must find bathroom... I can't do zis!!
 
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Chekov: I’m a little nervous, I have never made one of these before. Well let’s see, I like dancing and taking long walks on the beach …


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Chekov (playing hard to get): Come back! I only want to give you a hug.
 
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"Now I em de vun zat's cool."
 
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ё-мое! Unexpected megawin. Cheers, mate.

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Chekov: "Hi. Pavel Chekov here. Just talking tonight about some things I'm really excited about. John Carter, looks killer.Um, played Angry Birds last night, for like 7 straight hours."

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Chekov: "Mr. President! MR. PRESIDEEENT!"
 
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Kirk: I'll be damned Chekov! I thought you were joking about putting a video link in your bathroom.
 
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The new "Running Chekov" threadbomb left much to be desired.
 
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Kermit flail!​
 
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And zis one goes out to all ze little old leddies from Leningrad. Feelings ....

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Keptin! I hev found ze other roller skate!!
 
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CHEKOV: Vhy do I only see penises vhenever I do vebcam chat roulette?



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CHEKOV:
I told you not to vax the floor!
 
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Chekov: While I have your attention, I've been asked to remind you of the entertainment being offered on board ship, tonight. At 19:00 in the rec room on deck 8, David Cameron's 2180 remastered wersion of the 2087 holographic wersion of the 2012 3-D wersion of the 1997 classic "Titanic" will be shown. And yes, I’m told the popcorn replicator is back on line.
For those of you who prefer live theater, we have a real treat. At 19:30 on the ship's main stage, the Karidian Company, joining us from Planet Q, will be performing Shakespeare's "Hamlet". The great Anton Karidian, himself is in the title role. After the play, the captain will be hosting a reception for the company in the ship's lounge. All are inwited to attend.
This ends the announcements. Thank you.
 
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Running as fast as he can to get to the transporter room, Chekov finally catches a glimpse of Khan Noonien Singh just as Khan and the last group of his followers are beamed down to Ceti Alpha V.
 
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Chekov: While I have your attention, I've been asked to remind you of the entertainment being offered on board ship, tonight. At 19:00 in the rec room on deck 8, David Cameron's 2180 remastered wersion of the 2087 holographic wersion of the 2012 3-D wersion of the 1997 classic "Titanic" will be shown. And yes, I’m told the popcorn replicator is back on line.

Oh, I almost forgot. We had hoped to precede "Titanic" with a rare glimsp of "Away from it all" AKA "The Gondola Sketch" from Life of Brian (ah memories!). Sadly we will have to make do with a docu-drama about James Cameron’s voyage to the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Truely a new low in film making.
 
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Chekov: May I have your attention, please?

Entire Crew: NO!!!

Chekov: Okay, then.

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Chekov: Scotty's not aboard yet! I'm the only one who knows how to use the transporter!
 
Thanks for the win, Nerys Myk!

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Chekov: "I am actually much smarter than the original Chekov! Everyt'ing vas inwented in Russia...by me!"
 
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Chekov: This is an Emergency Ship Broadcast. We're out of coffee.


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Chekov: Get me off this ship! I made a pass at Uhura and Spock is coming for me!
 
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