Star Trek XI Caption Contest #30: Not Another Reboot

[Nerys Myk]

First a twenty lens flares salute to Rat Boy for creating and running this contest for the last couple of years:

And now this months pics:

The man.The myth. The meme. Captain Robau!!!

Next, never make eye contact.

See you at the end of July

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Ayel: "What are the wherabouts of Ambassador Spock?"

Robau: "Fuck if I know. Hey, any of you guys know some obscure Tholian Ambassador? I'll just show you guys a hologram and assume you know who the hell I'm talking about."

Bones: "Jim, I don't know how to tell you this...

You're pregnant.

Gaila is the father.

Congratulations."

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Spock: Help me, Robau-One-Kenobi. You're my only hope!

 

[cooleddie74]

ROBAU: Is this from an old "IN SEARCH OF" rerun?

'Cause I've seen them all.

McCOY: You coming, Jim?

KIRK:I'm trying if you'd just give me one more minute...ahhhhhhh...



Sorry.

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip 2 : Break On Through To Other Side

Over The Enterprise Intercom System : ~/o' BLINDED BY THE LIGHT ! REVVED UP LIKE A DEUCE ANOTHER RUNNER IN THE NIGHT 'o~

Nero : Remember.....

Robau : I do believe that's his line.... ( pointing to the holo-spock )

Nero : That isn't 'till the 3rd film....

Robau : We don't want to wait that long to tell this joke....

Nero : To bad it's not funny..... Kill him....

Robau : No, wait..... aaarrruuuggghhh

McCoy : He's dead, Jim

Kirk : Shuush, I'm trying to take a leak here.....

McCoy : Out in public like this ?

Kirk : Well, I've been told these star-ships don't have any bathrooms on them.....

McCoy : Well, in that case I'm next in line after you

 

[bullethead]

Aiyel: We're here to collect the reward from Galaxy's Most Wanted.

Kirk and McCoy stumbled upon the latest victim of the cafeteria's dreaded meatloaf.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

McCoy: "I dunno Jim, before you met Spock face to face, I always figured he'd be the sort to shout all the time."

 

[LeadHead]

Ayel: Do you know the location of Ambassador Spock?

Robau: Actually yes, he and I both have locations turned on on the Star Trek apps for our phones.

McCoy: Jim, the board will rule in your favor.... most likely.

Kirk: Say that again after you uncross your fingers.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

McCoy: My God man! No matter how much you stare at it, it won't bifurcate itself!

 

[UFO]

Faran Tahir: You mean this isn't the Green Lantern audition?

Bones: I don't like it Jim. This Vulcan business smells higher than a storage hold full of dead Tribbles! Dammit man, we may never see each other again …

Kirk (flicking absently at his tunic): Huh? Oh sure, but have you ever noticed how hard it is to get lint off these damned uniforms?

 

[T'Girl]

Spock: "Report Mr. Sulu."

Sulu: "Sir, Ensign Chekov put frozen dinners in all the bridge microwaves, without first removing the aluminum foil.

Chekov: "Brown nose."

.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Spock: "You would not believe how much my inner eyelids are aching!"

 

[cooleddie74]

ROBAU: Okay.

I'm impressed.

But I can show you a yo-yo trick that will put hair back on your heads.

KIRK: Great.

(*Sighs*)

Why didn't anyone WARN us they let people walk their dogs in here?!

 

[Alrik]

McCoy: "Um, Jim, about last night."

Kirk: "Yeah, um, about that."

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Screenshot from 'Star Trek-The Director's cut'

Abrams: There were things I wanted to do, but the studio wouldn't allow it...

 

[Rat Boy]

Ayel: "What is the location of Ambassador Spock?"

Robau: "Uh, why I should I give a damn? I'm me, remember?"

Kirk: "Hmmmm, Gaila wiped her booger on my shirt. She really does love me!"

McCoy: "You do know that Orion mucus is acidic, don't you?"

 

[cooleddie74]

ROBAU: Do you need someone to go outside on the hull and jiggle the rabbit ears?

That reception SUCKS.

KIRK: Oh.

THAT'S where I dropped my retainer.

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Another woman ranting about some guy who cheated on her. Must be the third one this week. Hate to be that guy, eh Jim?

KIRK: Uh....yeah.

 

[Woulfe]

Star Trip : OMGWTFBBQ

Nero : Have you seen this man ?

Robau : Why ? Is it important ?

Nero : He beat me up & took my lunch money

Robau : Wait.... You mean to tell me.... You stole a Romulan mining vessel.... Traveled through time..... Killed countless of trillions of beings...... All because some dude beat you up & took your lunch money ?

Nero : It's the PRINCIPAL of the thing.....

Robau : So, if I told you that your an ugly SOB you'd have me killed, right ?

~ Robau then gets stabbed w/ a trident ~

Robau : Overreact much, eeeerrrrrrggggguuuuuuhhhhhhh

 

[Gil T.Azell]

McCoy: "Oh oh Jim, here come that Orion chick you were with, and I think that's her father with her"

Kirk: "Oh shit"