What the hell is "Zima"?
McCOY: We done here, Spock?
Chekov's hair is givin' me the creeps.
Star Trek XI Caption Contest #29: Two Years and Two Beers
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What the hell is "Zima"?
McCOY: We done here, Spock?
Chekov's hair is givin' me the creeps.
Spock: "Is something wrong?"
Kirk: Spock, forget something?
McCoy: "Nothing a good Rabbi couldn't fix."
Agent Klatl'z of the HaVr'kin Empire, status update #454:
My efforts to blend in are proceeding well. I have already acquired several Federation ship schematics, training manuals, and operational protocols.
Best of all, I have recently uncovered a rich source of future blackmail material!
Agent Klatl'z of the HaVr'kin Empire, status update #454- Supplemental: The female Orion Holo-Disguise emitter STILL gets too hot!
Uhura: A vulcan Teawater
Bartender: Are you sure?
Uhura: I like the taste of Vulcan...
Spock takes quick innovatory of his crew.
Kid with funny accent, guy who wants my job, Some guy who pissed off Adm. Archer, Doctor who does not smile, Some guy who the other Spock warned me not to drop soap in the shower if he in with me, and the women who adores me.
Almost all cadets, yet the guy who wants my job will most likely get it. Starfleet is not Logical.
UHURA: Gimme a Cardassian sunset.
BARKEEP: A what? What's a "Cardassian"?
UHURA: OOPS. I forgot.
Different timeline.
CHEKOV: You guys are just picking on me because my collar is bigger than yours. (*Sniffle*)
Expo67
Captain
McCOY: What's that pointy-eared hobgoblin philosophizing now?
Kirk and the rest of the bridge remain silent while Spock is pointing out something from a logical perspective.
They're not the A-Team.
But if you give them enough time they're sure to accomplish something of value.
UHURA(Sighing): CRAP.
These cheesy theme restaurants are getting more and more expensive with each passing year.
Uhura: I'll have a Romulan Ale.
Bartender: Please don't order that. Whether or not it's illegal could spark a huge fan debate.
Spock: I'll beam aboard Nero's ship, steal back the black hold device and rescue Captain Pike.
Kirk: Sounds great, except that ship is the size of Manhattan, I think maybe we should send a huge security squad.
Spock: That's lame. I'll only take one other person.
Kirk: That'll be me.
Spock: Crap, walked into that one, didn't i?
KIRK: Need I point out that I'M the only member of the bridge crew without one of those cool-ass shirts?
Seriously...I've been aboard this ship for a couple of days now. Where do you get those things?
Spock: Everyone assume their publicity shot poses.
Pine, Pegg, Urban and Saldana (thinking): "Thank God I don't have to wear that wig!"
Cho (thinking): "I'll bet Yelchin wishes he could wear that wig!"
McCoy: "Damnit, Rat Boy, my arms are gettin' sore!"
McCOY: Dammit, Spock...I'm a DOCTOR!
Not posing for the cover of a boy-band album!
McCOY: Well congratulations, Spock.
You've managed to make your older self cringe in complete disgust at your romantic behavior.
Now we'll NEVER get the help we need to beat Nero.
SPOCK: Yes gentlemen, I am hittin' that.
Uhura: Ha! No, he's not.
Spock: Well, I want to.
"In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire
Lives a brave little hobbit whom we--"
[silence]
"Tough crowd..."
Uhura: "I'll have a Blue Lady."
Person at register (OS): "Miss, do you mean the cocktail or are you ordering a female Andorian 'escort'"?
Spock: "This crew has exceeded its awesomeness quotient. Tomorrow morning, all hands are to report to the bridge for a reverse makeover at Oh-eight-hundred hours sharp."
