Star Trek XI Caption Contest #27: Homage Is Where The Heart Is

[Isis]

Spock: "Doctor, in these difficult economic times, maybe you should consider taking up moon shuttle conducting, bricklaying, and/or coal mining."

McCoy: "That's ridiculous. Doctors will always be in demand. It's not like we'll be replaced by holograms or something."

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: You are partially correct, my mother is female. But she is not a canine.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: And thats pretty much everything you'll need to know about Vulcan reproduction.

MCCOY (thinking): Whatever, dude. Like I'll need to remember any of that.

 

[Capt_Pickirk]

Nimoy: "I must say, the resemblance is quite remarkable. You make a very convincing Spock!"
Quinto: "I can't quite get that deep, resonant voice of yours, though. How did you manage to acquire it?"
Nimoy: "Three packs of cigarettes per day. Oh, and I drank quite heavily in my younger days."
Quinto: "Well...I don't know that I'd want to..."
Nimoy: "Did I mention that my current income from voice-over work alone allows me to spend all my leisure time photographing young, naked women?"
Quinto: "Mr. Nimoy, I shall consider it!"

Wait, isn't Zachary Quinto gay??? Why would he consider photographing naked women??

 

[UFO]

Spock Prime: No. Don't come any closer! I feel a universe ending paradox coming on.

 

[Schistocerca]

Spock: Before you go there is one question I would like to ask you.
Spock Prime: Yes, what is it?
Spock: Why in 100 years did I never change my hair style?
Spock Prime: It suits an oval face shape.

 

[Schistocerca]

MCCOY (thinking): He hasn't noticed, he hasn't noticed, he hasn't noticed.
Spock: And then doctor we need to ensure that all the crew have......did you just fart?
MCCOY (thinking): He noticed.

 

[JarodRussell]

Nimoy: "I must say, the resemblance is quite remarkable. You make a very convincing Spock!"
Quinto: "I can't quite get that deep, resonant voice of yours, though. How did you manage to acquire it?"
Nimoy: "Three packs of cigarettes per day. Oh, and I drank quite heavily in my younger days."
Quinto: "Well...I don't know that I'd want to..."
Nimoy: "Did I mention that my current income from voice-over work alone allows me to spend all my leisure time photographing young, naked women?"
Quinto: "Mr. Nimoy, I shall consider it!"

Wait, isn't Zachary Quinto gay??? Why would he consider photographing naked women??

Is he?